just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Long story short, i drank like 7 beers and decided that i needed to drive my turbo civic to go get um a newspaper right.

Well (sorry still drunk nowas this just ------- happened) i was behind this stupid ass saturn and next to some big truck ight, so i downshifted and punched it and jammed between both of them going about 70 (in a 35) i looked left and god damn a cop was RIGHT there, and sure enough he flipped on his lights and started to swing around. I was like "---- it" and floored it and got it up to 90 (in a 35) and tore ass sideways down my street (its right turn, then anouther hard right) then as i turned down the street i decided that this fucker was going to get me after i stop in my driveway so i just pulled over and gave up, take in mind that the whole time he is chasing me with sirens and lights flashing and there was anouther cop coming from the oposite direction.

So i'm like ----, i'm going to prison, i'm fucked god damnidt, ----!!, then the cop comes out of the car( his goddamn siren is still on) and i think i'm going to get shot ( he had his gun out, lol) and he is like WTF? did you see me? what the hell are you trying to do? " i said um, i did not see you" then bla bla he got my license and all that ----, meanwhile the other cop stood next to my car asking me a bout my car and why i was running and bla bla. anyway ( oh yea did i menation i was ------- drunk as hell this whole time?) they gave me two tickets for no insurance and expired tags AND THEY
------- LET ME GO!!!!!!! OMG!!!!

then i get to my house stilll in disbelief from what just happened, i go and take a piss right. as i am in the bathroom someone knocks on the front door. guess who? the goddamn cop that just pulled me over, he had my drivers license which i had forgot to get back from him, i said " Man I REALLY appreciate thise, you have no idea....." he shook my ------- hand and said " hey man, I have been there before, its just a couple little tickets and a small fine, have a good day :)

He also said that i made his day by running away, if it would have been anyone else though they would have ripped me out of the car and beat my ass.

jesus christ that just happened :S

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Lucky SOB

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

i hope you get caught next time and your ---- gets crush drinking and driving is dumb

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I hope the cops read HMT 8)

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

are you the mayor's son or something?


...and why were you drunk on a wednesday afternoon? still in school?

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

LOL

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

obviously they didn't notice i was drunk, and i am because i am on vacation. no i am not the mayors son, I meant any other police officer, hey isn't running from the cops in general dumb? no matter if your sober or not?

anyway i don;t care, i am just so glad i am not in jail right now, he even said that the reason i didn't get away was because my honda can't outrun a ford. say what you want, it was really stupid (in fact i told myself earlier that i woudn't be driving the civic anymore because i was drinking and something bad would happen, now i know to trust my instincts better)

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Unreal , you should buy a lotto ticket 8)

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

lol at least you werent drunk enough to say "wanna bet?"

anyway, congrats on not being in jail and getting raped

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Why? didn't you post something a while back about running from a cop?

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Chad Morehouse from Raymore, right?
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5...asfdasfcu0.jpg

We got you now you little ----.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

yep thats me :) lol actually its independence now.
actually i guess that proves i wansn't lying, hey why call me little ----? i didn't do anything to you except try to buy an ecu from you.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Goddam you are lucky. Good story but next time you claim to be drunk as ---- say you had more to drink.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

like the cops monitor hmt. lol
cops use these terms: little ----, fucker, punks, son. mainly for whites.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

oh, lol.

actually he wasn't mad at all, in fact he acted like he just won some kind of competition or something, and since i was not an ------- or smartass, they did not even make me get out of the car , also i was telling the truth, i saw him turn on hish lights and sirens then do a 180 but i wasn't sure he was coming after me so i continued on my way pretending not to notice the loud crown vic with flashing lights coming towards me. anyway i could have tried to get away and probably succeeded but that would have meant going REALLY fast over some back roads and whatever and i didn't want anyone to get hurt, so i was drunk, but obviously i still had my wits about me.

also i told him up front that i didn't have insurance(on that car) or was wearing a seatbelt and some other ----, but i did not have any guns, knives,bombs, etc.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

---- im ------ pissed hearing about all these cops letting people go..the LAPD are assholes.. they would have beat my ass.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

move to the midwest fag, the climate may be better in cali but the cops and the(um, spanyards?) are teh fail

also our housing prices kick ass. 300k= mansion

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I hope a drunk driver kills you... that'll learn ya.

Oh, and at least get SOME liability insurance... I takes shits with more responsibility than you.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I know exactly how this happened .

Since you are drunk:
You were going 7 mph when u think ur going 70
you speed up to 9mph when u think ur going 90
When u thought u went "side way" while making a turn it was really you just looking at your passenger window.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

seriously...its not thaaat much

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

Any time I ran from the cops I was sober and thought the whole situatione through as good as posible(in about 4 sec)
you now if u can get away or not. But not drinking

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

wtf.... u wer drunk off 7 beers? my dog can outdrink u.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

and it was ------- noon lol

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I call bullshit on your whole story.....

and i hope your family gets killed by a drunk driver.

driving drunk... you low life peice of ----. selfish mother fucker. think about it next time. If you cant maintain dont ------- drive you dumbass

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

class f huh whats that stand for fag fairy or feltchure :6

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

fail

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I only drove drunk once, and that was because the cop made me.

http://www.texasdwi.org/images/jacqui_poster.jpg

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

dude thats sad ---- she was hot :6

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

when i got my DUI i had to hear about that girls story at a victims impact panel, pretty fucked up.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

When ever i tow a DWI, I beat the ------- ---- out of there car, I'm talken roll backs, neutral drops, what ever i want to do besides crash it. Nothing beats chalking the tires and doing some burners it some drunk assholes car while they are in jail. Oh god i love it

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

hahahaha so true
i was doing this thing where i was the designated driver thing (i know, but it paid good)
and one time the drunk dude in the back started freaking out saying i was crazy and was going to crash and die, but we were stopped at a red light
also what's kewl when you are a designated driver not only dose it pay pretty good but if the people are drunk enough you can stop at every gas station on the way back and say "this ------- piece of ---- van only get's 8mpg" and when you stop just put in like $1 each time stop 10 times you put out $10 but get $10 per stop so that's $90 free and clear on top of the $25-40 per person (and i was driving an onld amish hauler ford van that seated 12 so i was carrying 15 and making like $375-600 a nigh without including the $90 or so in "gas" money"
hahaha drunk people rock

oh and as for running away from the cops i do it once a week or so on my good ole rm250 (with a kx500 engine and is bored and stroked to 681cc and makes about 75whp and only weighs 260lbs i have only had it up to about 110mph but top speed isin't it's deal it's handling)

anybody on a bike could get away from a cop it is so easy those 4.6l crown visc are sooo slow (0-60 in about 10seconds and 115mph top speed and handle like a crown vic )need i say more, hell $10 says i could outrun a crown vic cop car with a ninja 250 (only 32hp and has a powerband like a 2 smoke, gotta love the 2 smokes) and a top speed of 105mph and 0-60 in 9seconds and shitty ass tires

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I'd still slap that ---- around

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

yeah, but I got away...and I didnt post it thirty second after I got away with it :)

chill out...it was a good story, i was just giving you a hard time

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I'm glad I don't loose common sense when I'm drunk.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I have done it a few times, most where leaving street races. BTW I don't street race any more.

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

I wish you would have been arrested for drunk driving because now you learn nothing.
Very irresponsible...

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

and walks ove to your mashed up body, pokes you eye out and skull fucks you....seriously, how hard would it have been to call someone, even a goddam taxi.

...bragging about that ----..you're an idiot

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

fucker!

Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
 

a ninja 250 cant even outrun a auto camry (i know becuase i saw a race all the way to top speed. ninja sucked all the way.) and as for your drunk driving, i hope you get fucked by a big man with flaming herpes. your an irresponsible ------- and its people like you (no matter how innocent you think you are) that ruin tons of lives on a daily bases. you should have been cuaght and brought to a local prison becuase i would have your ---- turned inside out within two days. i hope your car gets stolen tonight you peice of ----. worthless -------.