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tranceminister 02-12-2006 06:58 PM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 
Oh man.. Bad thought... I'll bet he'll give them to you for a hell of a deal though. :y

ghettoturbo 02-12-2006 07:15 PM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 
hehe i sharted once...luckily i was a home, but i ruined one of my favorite pairs of boxers because i wasnt washing that ---- out

89shithatch 02-12-2006 09:33 PM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 
that ---- is sick

Civic_SOHC 02-12-2006 09:47 PM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 
Omg that ---- is funny....almost as funny as watching this...http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...id=kKGxaol4qws

juli0_bustamante 02-13-2006 08:24 AM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 

Originally Posted by --------
damn... ------- cochino (pig).... i bet you went out and buried your chonis somewhere so maria wont find them....

I say you just start wearing adult diapers

wow, you come here often?????? :P

HMTguy 02-13-2006 08:36 AM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 

Originally Posted by Civic_SOHC
Omg that ---- is funny....almost as funny as watching this...http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...id=kKGxaol4qws

Haha that was great!

HondaTuner 02-13-2006 09:34 AM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 

Originally Posted by Civic_SOHC
Omg that ---- is funny....almost as funny as watching this...http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...id=kKGxaol4qws

AHHH That poor kid! :( That was hysterical though!

fourthgenhatch 02-13-2006 09:41 AM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 
yeah sharting blows ass. i've done it before too, but just a little and it really sucked. luckily it didn't reach my boxers and I was able to wipe it clean, whew, close one.

edit: holy ---- that link was funny as hell. at first I was like WTF and then I just laughed.

juli0_bustamante 02-13-2006 10:45 AM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
AHHH That poor kid! :( That was hysterical though!

thats fucked up!

poor kid indeed.

Dx 101 02-13-2006 04:18 PM

Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
 
haha i sharted once here at work. it was after a long night of drinkin and i dont really get a hang over in the am but i do have a serious case of the bubble guts. some days i just need to fart it out and some days i need to squirt some out and some days i just need to take a dump. so this day felt like a dump day so i was gunna go to work and have a bagle and then take a poo. so it worked out nicely just a nice plop and i was done. didnt take to long no stress nuthing i was feelin real good now. so maybe bout an hour later my tummy getts all bubbly and i start to fart so i think nothin of it cuz i just shat a log so i let them out and then this one didnt really wanna come out so i gave it a lil push and it felt odd but thought nothing of it. so then i felt another one comin so i lift a check to fart and i feel goo on my ass so i quickly puckered up so this next one wouldnt destroy myself even more and ran to the bathroom wiped like 7 times and tosed the boxers in the trash and i havent worn those pants since. the rest of the day i was worried a smelled like poo gas.

any one ever shart while takin a piss? like sometimes ill let out a lil toot as im takin a piss and sometimes ill have to pinch it off cuz it feels like i may shart mid pee


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