juli0_bustamante

I sharted again while driving yesterday. :P That makes the count 2. I sharted a while back in like 2005 or 04 and made a post about it. So someone find it.

Here goes the story on what made me shart and how and where it happened.

So i go to this family dinner with my wifes family and we are dinning at this Romanos Maccaroni Grill place. I had what you call Chicken Pamrmesean ( sp ). SO i excuse myself from the table and go outside cause my son is misbehaving. We go to the car and we sit and listen to the radio. As im sitting there start and just fart up a storm in the car. Needless to say, my son wasnt to happy about it and kept saying that it stinked.

Well it was time to go and me and my son headed to the FWY. MY wife went with her parents. anyway im still farting and by farting i mean like ------- letting them rip. Well sure enough i fart the hardest thinking nothing will come of it and sure enough....SPLAT!!!! I SHARTed...Holy ----! NO way....not again! So by this time im driving and i cant ------- beleive this. My 1st thought is to get to a gas station. SO i get to a Circle K nearby and waddle to the restroom. Well needless to say it was a bad situation in my underpants. ---- all over the but area and some even seeped throufgh to my pants. It sucked. I immediately disposed of my shitty boxers and threw them in the trash in the bathroom. Freeballing was endured till i got home and got a fresh pair of unsoiled boxers. Ah what a night...

Moral of the story.

Dont fart and drive...cause you never know... :P

Julio

RotaryGeek

uh wow..... twice? hey if thats your think than roll with it. me personally, i like the feel of a toilet bowl around my *** when i ----. sometimes the water splashes up and always seems to hit sqaure on the hole. at two in the morning, you can garrunty you won't get any sleep for the night.....

d16u7nh

ive been there, i was in bed with this chick at her house and the next morning i was so hung over i was just laying there and i was burping and farting. and all of the sudden i sharted. my eyes went wide open and went to the bathroom and took a shower and ditched the shorts in the bottom of their trash compactor.


that was seven years ago and now im married to her >

lets not talk about the dutch ovens

tranceminister

Haha Julio, I got to say it takes some guts to post that to the world Now, wheres that number so we can once again call you up and ask for "Captain shittypants"?

Xgenturbo

Hahahaha, what was her reaction to it at the time?

90accordIHI

thats awesome Julio, i've never sharted, but i find it funny that you've done it

tranceminister

Twice, haha frigging Mr. Boostamante

Tatakai

i remember sharting one time stopping by at work.. i was hella surprised when it happened cuz it just felt like a fart. 10 seconds later i feel a warm liquid (it was like a diareah shart) on the back of my thigh- "WTF"

nyc86zc

LMAO