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I sharted again while driving yesterday. :P That makes the count 2. I sharted a while back in like 2005 or 04 and made a post about it. So someone find it.

Here goes the story on what made me shart and how and where it happened.

So i go to this family dinner with my wifes family and we are dinning at this Romanos Maccaroni Grill place. I had what you call Chicken Pamrmesean ( sp ). SO i excuse myself from the table and go outside cause my son is misbehaving. We go to the car and we sit and listen to the radio. As im sitting there start and just fart up a storm in the car. Needless to say, my son wasnt to happy about it and kept saying that it stinked.

Well it was time to go and me and my son headed to the FWY. MY wife went with her parents. anyway im still farting and by farting i mean like ------- letting them rip. Well sure enough i fart the hardest thinking nothing will come of it and sure enough....SPLAT!!!! I SHARTed...Holy ----! NO way....not again! So by this time im driving and i cant ------- beleive this. My 1st thought is to get to a gas station. SO i get to a Circle K nearby and waddle to the restroom. Well needless to say it was a bad situation in my underpants. ---- all over the but area and some even seeped throufgh to my pants. It sucked. I immediately disposed of my shitty boxers and threw them in the trash in the bathroom. Freeballing was endured till i got home and got a fresh pair of unsoiled boxers. Ah what a night...

Moral of the story.

Dont fart and drive...cause you never know... :P

Julio

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uh wow..... twice? hey if thats your think than roll with it. me personally, i like the feel of a toilet bowl around my ass when i ----. sometimes the water splashes up and always seems to hit sqaure on the hole. at two in the morning, you can garrunty you won't get any sleep for the night.....

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ive been there, i was in bed with this chick at her house and the next morning i was so hung over i was just laying there and i was burping and farting. and all of the sudden i sharted. my eyes went wide open and went to the bathroom and took a shower and ditched the shorts in the bottom of their trash compactor.


that was seven years ago and now im married to her > 8)

lets not talk about the dutch ovens >:D

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Haha Julio, I got to say it takes some guts to post that to the world :D Now, wheres that number so we can once again call you up and ask for "Captain shittypants"? ;)

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Hahahaha, what was her reaction to it at the time?

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thats awesome Julio, i've never sharted, but i find it funny that you've done it

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Twice, haha frigging Mr. Boostamante

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i remember sharting one time stopping by at work.. i was hella surprised when it happened cuz it just felt like a fart. 10 seconds later i feel a warm liquid (it was like a diareah shart) on the back of my thigh- "WTF"

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LMAO

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i remember the first time, i called just to say shitty pants and hung up

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Captain Poopey Pants rides again!

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this ---- just made my day. now i am off to work

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haha that was hilarious , thanx man!

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I think only mexicans have this ability :8

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thats where you are wrong.. I beleive canadians do this.

I dont give a ----..ill post whatever i want except for my penis coughhotrexcough

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oh ----, you sick ----. you were free balling while at the shop? your banned!

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Captain Poopy Pants strikes again... >:D

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damn... ------- cochino (pig).... i bet you went out and buried your chonis somewhere so maria wont find them....

I say you just start wearing adult diapers

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Note to self, Never buy seats from Julio :P

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Oh man.. Bad thought... I'll bet he'll give them to you for a hell of a deal though. :y

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hehe i sharted once...luckily i was a home, but i ruined one of my favorite pairs of boxers because i wasnt washing that ---- out

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that ---- is sick

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Omg that ---- is funny....almost as funny as watching this...http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...id=kKGxaol4qws

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wow, you come here often?????? :P

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Haha that was great!

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AHHH That poor kid! :( That was hysterical though!

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yeah sharting blows ass. i've done it before too, but just a little and it really sucked. luckily it didn't reach my boxers and I was able to wipe it clean, whew, close one.

edit: holy ---- that link was funny as hell. at first I was like WTF and then I just laughed.

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thats fucked up!

poor kid indeed.

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haha i sharted once here at work. it was after a long night of drinkin and i dont really get a hang over in the am but i do have a serious case of the bubble guts. some days i just need to fart it out and some days i need to squirt some out and some days i just need to take a dump. so this day felt like a dump day so i was gunna go to work and have a bagle and then take a poo. so it worked out nicely just a nice plop and i was done. didnt take to long no stress nuthing i was feelin real good now. so maybe bout an hour later my tummy getts all bubbly and i start to fart so i think nothin of it cuz i just shat a log so i let them out and then this one didnt really wanna come out so i gave it a lil push and it felt odd but thought nothing of it. so then i felt another one comin so i lift a check to fart and i feel goo on my ass so i quickly puckered up so this next one wouldnt destroy myself even more and ran to the bathroom wiped like 7 times and tosed the boxers in the trash and i havent worn those pants since. the rest of the day i was worried a smelled like poo gas.

any one ever shart while takin a piss? like sometimes ill let out a lil toot as im takin a piss and sometimes ill have to pinch it off cuz it feels like i may shart mid pee

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i got something for you julio :y :D

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6...atfives6dd.jpg

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LOL You should've put "Shart-a-latte" though :P

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AWWWW... you care so much you went outta your way to personalize some grown mans undies for me.

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----... that's great Julio. You got to do this once more, third time is charm you know :-X

I sharted once at the restaurant, my ex wife and i went out to Sheries. So we're sitting there and had to fart, and when i did it felt wrong and I knew right away what had happened. Judjing by the look on my face my ex asked me if I was ok, and I told here that i just sharted and man, she just started rollin'. My appetite was ruined, I just wanted to get the fucker out of there. And when i got up she said that some had seeped through my pants so i had her covering my ass, so that way no one else would see. I got home and them boxers went straight into the trash. :X

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I think Murdoc used one of his man diapers for this pic... :P

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oh course i care that much :-*, i'm gonna give them to you one day too. :y

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we need a link to that video of the guy tryin to light his fart on fire but shits himself instead

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next time i shart imtaking pics and posting them

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were do you draw the line between sharting and juss shittin your pants?

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Shitting your pants is completely accidental, just kinda happens.

SHARTING on the other hand, is you trying DESPERATELY to fart, and a little surprise follows :1 :3