Re: JESUS CHRIST DOES ANYONE ELSE GO TO CHURCH?!
 

Yeah,

It is those idiots who give the church a bad name. Its one thing to ask a friend to go to church with you, and another to hand out flyers and bug peopel doing their business.

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Actually your wrong, it happens in all church religion under the Christian religion, and Catholic is within the Christian Religion. For years, priests would somehow be able to hide the problems by pushing them under the rug and taking rehab but only till now its been publicized and unfortunately it hit the Catholic Church first. Thsi type of problem is not a recent one and if someone is convicted of these acts then they are withdrawn from their position within the church.

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thats one hell of a story that i wouldnt mind hearing. did they like it, or bitch about it while u were nailin em?

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I read, pray, and go to church.

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First, THE MOST HILARIOUS FRIGGIN' THING EVER - An oldie but goody and still makes me almost wet my pants laughing....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

Secondly, I do NOT go to church. Churches are full of backstabbing, nasty-ass women who just want to talk bad about you behind your back. At least in Florida and Virginia, the two places I have attempted "church." They all think they KNOW what God wants and what we're supposed to do but unless you are GOD, you don't know ----! I absolutely believe in a higher power - there's too much unexplained in the world not to believe in that (at least for me), but is it the way the Christians, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc. etc. ad nauseum say it is? DOUBT IT! I believe in being a good person, a good parent, a good friend, working hard, trying to put forth good in the world is the answer. Following a bunch of hokey-pokey steps is a bunch of bullshit IMHO.

As George Carlin says...

God is an all-powerful being, and if you don't do exactly what he says, you will burn in the fiery depths of hell for all eternity!!....but he loves you!

Anthony worked with a guy who died in his sleep one night of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 40. He had two twin daughters, age 3, who will never remember him, but he loved them dearly. He had a wife he loved and didn't cheat on. He'd had the same job for quite a few years, worked hard and provided for his family. At the funeral, another guy from the company said it was such a shame, that Tom was such a nice guy, but he wasn't saved so he wasn't going to heaven. Anthony was PISSED! So because he hadn't gone through some Bible-thumping ritual but had lived his life as a good and decent man, he is banned from heaven? And how the HELL does he know that anyway? Does he talk to God? What happened to "judge not, lest ye be judged?" Churchgoing Christians are the most judgmental people I know.

Sorry if I'm ranting, but living in the Bible Belt, I've had it up to my DD tits with the religious BS.

Mom

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Fifteen years ago, as of last night. I think you were still wetting the bed back then?

One I had dated for a couple of years, she had the same dark sarcasm and all around inappropriate sense of humor that I do. The rest were goth -----s, they WANT to go to graveyards at 4 am. Did you remember to bring the camera?

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Maybe I'm psychic but i could ------- swear I read this same story somewhere a long time ago. ??? ???

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Show me ONE protestant pastor even accused of molestation of a young boy. I've never heard of one; I may be wrong but who knows. The catholic priests are the ones that you're hearing about regularly.

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Yeah well thats just it, they cover them up like they used to so the public hears nothing of it. Having a bad instance happen in your religion makes impressions on people to take offense to it. Its always been like that. The Catholic priests just happen to be the ones that were publicized and first. I just got done taking a test in my religious studies class about this issue and got an A

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I have had sex in a coffin...does that count? Buddy's dad ownes a huge ass funeral home, big big party room in teh basement, right next to romm full of coffins and ----...you do have to be more then a little high to have sex in a coffin...good times...good times....