JESUS CHRIST DOES ANYONE ELSE GO TO CHURCH?!
 

My girlfriend pretty much makes me go to church.....ok so i go today and there is a guy i talk to when i go he had a dodge stealth on 15pounds and the 1st day i met him he just handed over his keys and was like take you girlfriend for a drive. so i did and today i see him and his hand was blue and i laughed and pointed and he was like "i just got done painting the bumper of my stealth. so he says to me " i brought a new car today i want you to take out" its a 70,000 dollar blown charger. so im talking to him were about to go out and mess with his car.....some little fat church faggot that works at ------- arbys was talking to my girlfriend asking her if shes "saved" so she says yea and he leaves her alone...he turns to me and asks me and i said no and just tried to ignore him. so he like started acting all weird and took me off to the side and started talking to me about ------- god and ----......and the whole time i was just thinking " this guy has a ------- charger outside and your gonna hold me in here and talk to me about ------- god" so the guy with the charger leaves and i wont see him for a few weeks which sucks becuase i never drove a charger b4..........---- church and the people that push ------- god on you......the dude gave me his ------- bible.......all the dude made me want to do is never go to church there ever again....

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Yeah I use to go to church all the time (ex was a preachers daughter). I didn't like how some people go out of the way to force stuff on you. They can really push some people away. I'm more like hey man want to go to church with us on Sun....if he says yeah well come on. If no then I'm like it's cool, just askin.

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why didn't u just tell him to ---- off? i mean not in those words but u know what i mean. Everytime they come up to me i either say "yea" so they leave me alone. or "No..i dont want to talk about it" so they can leave me alone

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my dads a minister, so yeah I go, kind of had too most of my life

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i tried to say "---- off" in the nicest way but the dude pretty much put me in a head lock with his mind and drug me around......if we werent in "church nice mode" i would been like ---- you and ---- god 666 and had him just run away...that dude fucked up my day........i could have been driving a ------- fast ass charger but no im sitting there talking to arbys man

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yea the church near my school, we've all noticed they have some kind of donate = free food kinda deal on tuesdays and thursdays. up to 3 slices of pizza and a 20oz pop.. and all you gotta do is listen to them gab about how great god is and stuff like that.

last thursday they talked about how we're all going to hell for not going to church regularly. i already knew i was going when i was born with a smart mouth and a lead foot >:D

i'm agnostic/atheist/buddhist.. not exactley sure, i be flip floppin sometimes

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yea so i started to not be so ungodly in the last few years and ive been starting to understand more stuff......its a little hard for me to blindly follow something though..... but when that dude did that he just pretty much set me back a few years by trying to like "scare" me into god by saying "if god came back right now what would you do" and i was like " i dont know and looked back at the dude with the charger leaving" and he would ask me stuff like "do you sin" and i was like "isnt that obvious" and he just wouldnt give up....flip flopping hahah i used to be athiest but now i just dont ------- care about what i am.......im now "scene" haha

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you sound like a push over if some fat ---- made you stay inside. i would have said no im not saved and dont plan to be.

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I read that and was about to tell you that you are a pushover, but 88crex apparently beat me to it.

---- it, you're a pushover. Grow a backbone, son. :3

If god was there, right then and there, he would have been driving the damn Charger. He'd let Fatboy ride in the back if he agreed to keep his trap shut about the way God drives (he doesn't lift his foot off the gas pedal when shifting, like women do).

Don't ever feel ashamed of belonging to the Church of the Internal Combustion Engine. It's god's physics, his mind imposing order on the material world, and the more you learn about it the more you learn about god. So your path is different, Fatboy and his ilk can get over it.

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I stopped going to church when those cardinals or whatever they were, raped little boys.

---- church, you don't even need that ---- to go to heaven in catholocism.

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Moral of the story

Charger > God

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Amen

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im a christian, i love god, but i dont dig church anymore. kinda grown out of it.

people mess up everything, i mean that kid isnt helping you or anybody pushing people around trying to scare them into whatever. people just mess stuff up, try not to let one freako ruin your whole outlook on christians. the way i see it, god, and religion are your own, your walk, and different people do it in different ways.


Nate

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whats retarded. is once you leave church.. you all forget about god.. as if he only exists sunday morning.. and when u leave church he doesnt exist... now.. if you were athiests.. i would understand.. but you arent..

so go ---- yourselves

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Take it outside, godboy!

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lol just walk away dude, it isn't that hard.. I hate when people try to press their views hard on other people... if you weren't interested in talking he should've just let you walk away...

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so jd. technically speaking.. if i remove the front drive shaft on my awd rc buggy.. would that mean more power to the rear wheels? efectively making the buggy a ---- ton faster?

im thinking of running it dual motor.. quad steering..

4 steering servos.. one for each wheel.. i think that would make it a super buggy.. and i bet it would easilly make 100mph

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are you angry at me? i sure hope not cause thats silly if ive ever heard it. im not athiest or anything i just figure that if im suposed to believe in god i will know cause its god.....its not ------- ronald mcdonald its god and if he wants me to believe in him he will make it easy for me to do it.

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dont we all wish it were that easy ;D

and i suppose if god really loves everyone. he would just send us all into heaven ;D

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Don't even get me started.

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God is a Fag

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O rly?

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i think its safe to say u just got dan started ;D

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I don't care what you believe, I just don't like misinformation.

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heh yea hes started........i think i made myself sound like a devil warshipper or something.....just so you guys know im now im just pissed becuase i woulda got dto drive a blown charger......

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just to make sure there was no missunderstanding


THIS WAS SARCASM

thank you. that is all.

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bah no reason to read this whole thread. You are whipped if your girl makes you go to church, and you are ----- whipped if you let some douche preach to you while you were engaged in a conversation, especially a conversation you are interested in. :3

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there's 2 kinds of people i hate. religious and vegetarians.. both be pushing their views on you like you'll die without it.

1 - "god is great! he will save you from going to hell!"
2 - "you don't need meat.. think of all the lives of animals you'll save!"

stfu. when you die, you die. no hell, no heaven, your dead. and if 1/2 of all mammals eat meat, why can't I??

------- piss me off..

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I need to go to church.

I hate it when I go to a public bathroom to take a ---- or a piss, and you find those little pamphlets "lets talk to god"
-dont have that problem anymore :P

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my dad also was a minister. i was made to til i was 18. then it was up to me. there was a time where i didn't go at all cause i was not under my parents roof but i totally missed seeing everyone i knew so i started going back again. but i never treated anyone like that guy did. if i asked if a guy was saved or not and he said no i woudl just leave it at that. i wouldn't push him around to try and swing his vote. its a choice you have to make not someone else pushing you to it. not ot start an issue but was this church by any chance a mormon establishment? cause i know that they are rather pushy in my area.

NEUMAN

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no the mormons come to my house all the time, but no it was a babtist or something.....your whipped hoe.....\o|oo <-------- my attempt at a middle finger

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lol, looks like you got a crooked big toe and a awkeardly long middle toe. hah.

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church? dont think i have ever been to that place....i dont like to travel much... :-*

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FYI i was in this chinese supermarket the other day and to my suprise this white dude holding a bible was trying to say HI to me in chinese and talk about god and stuff . I ignored him and left LOL, I mean COMEON I look FOB and all :P

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---- no :3

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you got too much patience. ill walk off if im not groovin' on it.

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No, god is an iron.

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there is no god. and if there was one, hes most likely homosexual

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im a munk

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i never knew theyre were so many athiest on hmt.. let along druggies and drunks..
wow..