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Tom-Guy 02-02-2006 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sumbody75
I got a BJ in a church....I still kinda feel bad about that, seeing how Im a Pastors son and all. I dont know what my story has to do with anything... :P.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/7977/c22dr.gif

Hope that clears things up.

BRIOHATCH 02-02-2006 11:55 AM

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this thread is probably the most popular and i think that you all owe me something ------ sweet already..........now i shall post

HMTguy 02-02-2006 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BRIOHATCH
this thread is probably the most popular and i think that you all owe me something ------ sweet already..........now i shall post

You deserve a hanging. Nothing more, and nothing less.

buk9tp 02-03-2006 09:57 PM

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a swift kneeing in the balls sounds about right.
just enough to make sure you can never reproduce ever again... and then some to make sure the pain lasts.

BRIOHATCH 02-03-2006 11:28 PM

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dont hate me for being really cool man its not my fault i have a way with words.....------

Dr.Boost 02-04-2006 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Travis
And lastly, Dr.Boost sleeps with a teddy bear and wets the bed.

It scares me that you know that about me. :l
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Dr.Boost 02-04-2006 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Fifteen years ago, as of last night. I think you were still wetting the bed back then?

I was wetting the bed 15 days ago. What's your point? :1
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jeffsstillafag 02-04-2006 03:19 AM

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I GO TO CHURCH EVERY DAY WELL ATLEAST EVERY SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY
GOD OWNES U JEFF FRANK


Tom-Guy 02-04-2006 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I was wetting the bed 15 days ago. What's your point? :1

Hold me.

96turboracer 02-04-2006 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
jahovas witnesses are by far the pushiest ------s alive.

---- jahova and the camel he rode in on.

HA! that's probably the most ignorant statement I've ever read on these forums- and that's saying quite a bit. I'm a Jehovah's Witness myself, and to tell you the truth, even though I grew up in this religion, it wasn't something I've always wanted, even when my mom would talk to me about it I'd be thinking in my head, "aw man do I really have to listen to this? I'd rather be skating or something" and I would just kind of tune out. Then I moved to San Diego for a few years, seeing the lifestyle of the people there, I realized that it wasn't what I wanted for my life- I wanted to know that we have some sort of hope. Also it's nice knowing there's no such thing as hell. when you die, that's it you just plain die. There is a hope of the ressurection(sp?) for the righteous and those that never had a chance to come to know Jehovah, and that means hope to see your dead loved ones again. Who wouldn't want to have that kind of a hope? Also to clear this part up- Witnesses beleive that we'll be living forever in a paradise earth. not going to heaven except for a select few. It gets kind of complicated, but that's the gist of it.
Also, god is not jesus, they are separate.
My only point to this post is that for the longest time I felt like you guys did, that why are you talking to me about this religion crap when I could be doing something better. But one day my thoughts changed, and if you ever wonder why Witnesses keep coming to your door when you're clearly not interested, (It's not like we can't tell from your face that you want us to go away), but we have to keep going back because you never know when something might happen in your life that makes you want to seek out religion. Maybe that won't ever happen. but we still have to try.

that is all............


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