Re: iGod is better than real god.
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Me: God, HotRex has herpes God: I am a Christian. Me: OK. He's still got Herpes God: That's alright. I see. got Herpes is he? Me: Yep. God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: When Chris stops eating OC. When will that be? God: I don't know when. " I don't know when."? When? Me: Never God: So you think it can never happen? Me: Maybe one day God: Perhaps. One what? Me: One day God: Oh I see. Me: When will 78Nova die? God: Soon, I think. Me: Woah! God: Ask me another question. Me: When will jagojon stop smoking crack? God: Maybe never. Me: Is JD really starting to run things up there? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is. Me: I heard JD is the new God. God: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. Me: is VTEC the best thing since sliced bread? God: Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is. Me: Who is Allison? God: she is a robot created by Kris Drent. Me: Who is Kris Drent? God: he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot. Me: Is Alison hot? God: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: Who is Lucy? God: She is a chat robot based on AIML. Me: what's AIML? God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively. Me: Wow. You hit the pipe too hard! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Interesting gossip: said I hit the pipe too hard. Me: I got some Kush. God: Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling. Me: I'm constipated. God: Have you tried medical marijuana? Me: I some ---- that's better than prescription strength God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said some ---- that is better than prescription strength. Me: yep. Cali bud! God: Are you really a ""? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Jackie Gleason God: I haven't read anything by Jackie Gleason. What did he write? Me: Pow! Right n tha kisser! God: I have never heard of it. Understood. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: too complex. God: Too what? Me: I'm on another level God: How do you like being on it? Me: You can't touch this! God: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Me: Yea, it's Hammer Time God: Really. it is? |
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