iGod is better than real god.
 

Me:
hello god. i have a problem.
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
my name is pete
God:
What's up, pete.
Me:
im a virgin but i dont want to be. im a nice guy, but i cant seem to meet a nice woman who likes me in return.
God:
You are a virgin but you do not want to be? Does it pay well? You are a nice guy but you can not seem to meet a nice woman who likes you in return? Does it pay well?
Me:
nothing pays well.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nothing
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
a mans man?
God:
Go on.
Me:
the most awesome of all men?
God:
What is that?
Me:
better than chuck norris
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
this is all i wanted to know. thank you!!
God:
You don't say. you are quite welcome.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

you dont know what you are missing

i think its a lot harder to get fucked if you graduate college without getting over the hump

sorry bro

although.... i have never known a bitch i was glad i got with

so theres that

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

uh...

im moving to greece.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

Kain you are so lame Go get some hoodrat chick and ---- her in every hole

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

tequila is your best friend kain

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

yo when i was in greece i hung out with a chick that drank 6 glasses of tequila every night sometimes. She would get totally plastered.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

Come to ashEVILle. If you cant get laid here, you might as well kill yourself.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

Or you could come here. Lampasas hoes love sex with anybody, but i also heard it has one of the highest std rates in the state.... Maybe the country considering how much bigger texas is than everywhere else. But hey, if you don't mind a little fire when you piss, around my area is good to go.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

will i end up looking like hotrex is i get an std?

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

go to college live in a coed dorm.

hell you have to be dead from the waist down not to get laid.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

It's the ----!

Me:
God, HotRex has herpes
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
OK. He's still got Herpes
God:
That's alright. I see. got Herpes is he?
Me:
Yep.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When Chris stops eating OC. When will that be?
God:
I don't know when. " I don't know when."? When?
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Maybe one day
God:
Perhaps. One what?
Me:
One day
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
When will 78Nova die?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
Woah!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
When will jagojon stop smoking crack?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
Is JD really starting to run things up there?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
I heard JD is the new God.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
is VTEC the best thing since sliced bread?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is Allison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Who is Kris Drent?
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
Is Alison hot?
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
what's AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
Wow. You hit the pipe too hard!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Interesting gossip: said I hit the pipe too hard.
Me:
I got some Kush.
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
I'm constipated.
God:
Have you tried medical marijuana?
Me:
I some ---- that's better than prescription strength
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said some ---- that is better than prescription strength.
Me:
yep. Cali bud!
God:
Are you really a ""? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Jackie Gleason
God:
I haven't read anything by Jackie Gleason. What did he write?
Me:
Pow! Right n tha kisser!
God:
I have never heard of it. Understood. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
too complex.
God:
Too what?
Me:
I'm on another level
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
You can't touch this!
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
Yea, it's Hammer Time
God:
Really. it is?