iGod is better than real god.
 

Me:
hello god. i have a problem.
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
my name is pete
God:
What's up, pete.
Me:
im a virgin but i dont want to be. im a nice guy, but i cant seem to meet a nice woman who likes me in return.
God:
You are a virgin but you do not want to be? Does it pay well? You are a nice guy but you can not seem to meet a nice woman who likes you in return? Does it pay well?
Me:
nothing pays well.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nothing
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
a mans man?
God:
Go on.
Me:
the most awesome of all men?
God:
What is that?
Me:
better than chuck norris
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
this is all i wanted to know. thank you!!
God:
You don't say. you are quite welcome.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

you dont know what you are missing

i think its a lot harder to get fucked if you graduate college without getting over the hump

sorry bro

although.... i have never known a bitch i was glad i got with

so theres that

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

uh...

im moving to greece.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

Kain you are so lame Go get some hoodrat chick and ---- her in every hole

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

tequila is your best friend kain

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

yo when i was in greece i hung out with a chick that drank 6 glasses of tequila every night sometimes. She would get totally plastered.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

Come to ashEVILle. If you cant get laid here, you might as well kill yourself.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

Or you could come here. Lampasas hoes love sex with anybody, but i also heard it has one of the highest std rates in the state.... Maybe the country considering how much bigger texas is than everywhere else. But hey, if you don't mind a little fire when you piss, around my area is good to go.

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

will i end up looking like hotrex is i get an std?

Re: iGod is better than real god.
 

go to college live in a coed dorm.

hell you have to be dead from the waist down not to get laid.