Re: i think i have hemroids
 

not quite, but some guys at work have told stories of their pain, as well as remedies. if the hemaroid is still inside your -------, preparation h goes straight into the pooper.

Re: i think i have hemroids
 

I have on right now also, It goes away for a few months, then pops back out when I am really straining to ----. only reason I strain is because i'm an addict name Mike thats addicted to percs. take 4 10's a day for the past like 4-5 years.

I'm hoping that ---- goes away because every time I ---- I grasp the damn seat, pull the cheeks apart and let'r rip lol. takes me a while too. I only have 1 small like pellet size one so its not like i look like my ------- exploded lol. Oh well, i'm def not gonna go buy no Perperation H though and look like a homo at the counter. Stool softeners work great too though for roids.

Good luck with that ---- man.

Re: i think i have hemroids
 

You can order it online, shipped to your door discreetly wrapped in a plain brown paper envelope. Same way BDVT gets his viagra.

Re: i think i have hemroids
 

only took 3 posts to reference hotrex. what has hmt come to?

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I have a new sig. Thanks.

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Oh man I love HMT. This ---- always cracks me up. Just before you crap, just spit on your cornhole and it'll slide out easier. Kinda like hauking a loogy on your Jolly Roger before you walk the plank into your wenches dried out haymaker.

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Dave likes sigs that reference worn and broken assholes, what can I say?

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this thread is worthless without pics

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I was gonna say that but then I came to my senses (the little that I still have) still have burned images in my cranium from those Hotrex beanbag pics. :X

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This thread is NSFW and disgusting. Excellent reading material before breakfast.