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Re: i think i have hemroids
Originally Posted by Cray91
You: Hey dad, this kid on the internet has some problem with his ass. I am really worried about him Dad: Well son, what are his symptoms You: *symptoms* Dad: Sounds like a hemeroid to me, better get on there and tell him my truck drivn' ass knows all about em. kill yourself. LOL nicely done Cray. Best laugh I've had today. Now save this thread with some PORN nukka |
Re: i think i have hemroids
Maybe a hernia?? I thought hemoroids were like when your intestines start trying to come out your butt?? Either way, you need to go to a doctor before whatever it is gets real bad. I've heard that hemoroids hurt like a maafucker...
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this is great. i start my new job next week so i am gonna wait til the insurance kicks over cuza i ant trying to pay $300 to get some ass cream. i think i got it from using the cheap ass toilet paper at my stressful over nite job. i do drive trucks during the day so who knows. it really doesnt bother me. other then when if first happent it hasent been tight/ripping. no bleeding or anyting, just an annoyling little bump. just one. not herps or anytihng.
and the suckiest part is i am about to turn 26 and they are gonna want to give me the finger test. |
Re: i think i have hemroids
Roids are usually a blown out vein in your anus, like the wall tears and they get all swollen and ----. Go buy Preparation H and deal with it like that first. But roids have nothing on what I went through today. I was super constipated at McDonalds so I hobbled out of there like I had a corn cob up my ass and drove to the grocery store for some laxatives. I never felt such discomfort in my life. A half hour later I'm back at the office in the bathroom fighting the plug which shot out and was followed by a 3 foot long ----.
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Re: i think i have hemroids
If its really bad , the doc will use a small knife and puncture it. Instant relieve. You can DIY but steralization is essential here.
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Re: i think i have hemroids
Originally Posted by xternal
If its really bad , the doc will use a small knife and puncture it. Instant relieve. You can DIY but steralization is essential here.
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Re: i think i have hemroids
This thread went from somewhat discomfiting to downright disturbing.
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Re: i think i have hemroids
get some preparation h, put it on your finger.
shove the bump back up your -------, don't strain next time you take a ----. |
Re: i think i have hemroids
^ this man's felt the ass pain too
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Ummmm,.....
Just....uhhhhh..... WTF? HMHC Home Made Hemmoroid Cure. |
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