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Ogubudiah 12-15-2006 10:09 PM

Re: i hate cock blocking friends
 
come on scott, dont keep us in suspense

jdm_racer 12-15-2006 11:49 PM

Re: i hate cock blocking friends
 

Originally Posted by scottsi
she was cute, but i just said she didnt look that good to make myself feel better, she was alright

ahhh! the classic. Girls are always cute until something happens and we cant have them. then they're not cute anymore :P

HondaTuner 12-15-2006 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by scottsi
sigh, its alright though, i have this girl in the middle coming over in a few hours.

http://myspace-437.vo.llnwd.net/0145...52182437_l.jpg

girl on far right looks like someones avatar on here, asian girl sitting in a chair with the same white shirt, bouncing up and down like so --> :y

scottsi 12-16-2006 06:20 PM

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:7, someone please tell me the secret on breaking virgins. i have forgot and my virgin breaking powers havent been used in 4 years. maybe they know im a slut :(

hondaunlimited 12-16-2006 06:27 PM

Re: i hate cock blocking friends
 

Originally Posted by scottsi
:7, someone please tell me the secret on breaking virgins. i have forgot and my virgin breaking powers havent been used in 4 years. maybe they know im a slut :(

ok dude, this is how i landed my g/f AND her virginity(i just might use it on her sister too >:D):

i gave her a bunch of ---- that we wouldn't do anything she didn't want to do.

then i convinced her to let me finger her.

after she got tired of that(rather i did), just slipped it in and told her this is how it felt

badda-bing badda-boom.

scottsi 12-16-2006 06:30 PM

Re: i hate cock blocking friends
 

Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
ok dude, this is how i landed my g/f AND her virginity(i just might use it on her sister too >:D):

i gave her a bunch of ---- that we wouldn't do anything she didn't want to do.

then i convinced her to let me finger her.

after she got tired of that(rather i did), just slipped it in and told her this is how it felt

badda-bing badda-boom.

jeez sounds like alot of work. well my plan involved the bricks i have infront of my house.

93gtturboslut 12-16-2006 09:23 PM

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glasses were free cause their either fake or you stole them, good job ------ nuts

93z6t 12-16-2006 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by scottsi
jeez sounds like alot of work. well my plan involved the bricks i have infront of my house.

hell ya thats wat im talking about...bam one to the head NOW GIVE ME SOME PUSSEY!!!

Tough-guy 12-17-2006 07:51 AM

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Scottie just tell her that her sister knew what to do. If she doesn't have one or her sister still a vergin, do what mycrx would do. Pretend you know about d series engines and slip her some roofinol.

gen4acclude 12-18-2006 12:12 PM

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ah roofies :6 i remember those in college work pretty good from what i remember lol :-X


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