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so i was at the club and it was the end of the club, right at 1:50, and this cute little asian girl comes up to me and asks to dance with me, som im dancin with her, talkin to her, and im like, 'so whats your number girl?' and she goes, 'wheres your phone' and i proceed to pull it out, and by the time i get it out, her cock blocking friends come over and take her away sayin somethin bout 'we gotta talk to you' ------ cock blocking friends, oh well that bitch didnt look that good anyway. oh yeah, and i broke my gucci glasses. ------ ---- ---- bitch. good thing they were free

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so you asked a ugly chic for her number, and now your pissed because you got cockblocked?


Lets do a little rethinking and how you completly changed your point of view all while in one post.
something isnt adding up

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Frank, much like his cousin Doc Boost, only dates rich supermodels. :)

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she was cute, but i just said she didnt look that good to make myself feel better, she was alright

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you should just do the usuall. make love to the hand.

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thats what hmt's porn section is for

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if she asked to dance with you when the club was closing, she was just looking for some dick. i would have told her friends to ---- off, grabbed an drink, and proceed to give her a tonsil massage in teh bathroom

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Didnt read the thread but does it have something to do with someone blocking your cock game? Dont worry I'm pretty shure youll get some cock soon :P

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I love thoes stories girls use at bars/clubs, heard them one too many times.

"we gotta talk to her".....Really? is her mother dying or something? because I dont think the extra minute will make a difference in her life.

"she has to go to the washroom".....What are you, her ------- brain now? how do you know what her body needs to do?

"we have to go to the washroom".....Maybe you need to go, cant go without her holding your hand? no ------- wonder the girls washroom is always so crouded.

"our cab is here".....Umm, no its not cuz guess what, I'll see her dancing 20 minutes later with some other fag.

"she had too many drinks".....Who gives a ---- then? Its not like she'll remember.

"she has a boyfriend".....Well if the bitch allows herself to be that wasted to not realize she's giving her number to a complete stranger and her man cant keep a leash on her then he deserves to be cheated on.

"you're not her type".....How the ---- would you know, Jelous? I dont see a guy asking for your number.

These are a few of the ones I heard.

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---- you. :-*

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scott your threads are always entertaining

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i do try.

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Oddly enough, I have a friend named Scott who used to sport a tshirt that read "DO NOT COCK BLOCK" on the back.

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thats why you always roll with a wing man scotti ;)

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sigh, its alright though, i have this girl in the middle coming over in a few hours.

http://myspace-437.vo.llnwd.net/0145...52182437_l.jpg

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The kind i have incountered

Girls Friend say
I dont feel so good, can we leave soon?
My boyfreind just broke up with me.
I have to work tomarow.
R U done yet?

MY friend say
Did you get those bumps checked out dude?
I saw your girlfriend today.
Just bang this chick so we can get out of here.
Check one for the ----- counter.
So you must be Brians girlfriend?

MY name is Brian by the way.

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She told me to tell you she's going to be a little bit late. :6

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most common phrases among my friends

go get that
like a ------ boss
take one for the team nigga, fatties need love too
thats all you blood
YEEE
AYEEEE

and so forth with the ghettoness

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actually she said shes gonna be early. now im off to clean the room and hide all the condoms laying around :-X

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did you get your groove on??? lol :6

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come on scott, dont keep us in suspense

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ahhh! the classic. Girls are always cute until something happens and we cant have them. then they're not cute anymore :P

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girl on far right looks like someones avatar on here, asian girl sitting in a chair with the same white shirt, bouncing up and down like so --> :y

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:7, someone please tell me the secret on breaking virgins. i have forgot and my virgin breaking powers havent been used in 4 years. maybe they know im a slut :(

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ok dude, this is how i landed my g/f AND her virginity(i just might use it on her sister too >:D):

i gave her a bunch of ---- that we wouldn't do anything she didn't want to do.

then i convinced her to let me finger her.

after she got tired of that(rather i did), just slipped it in and told her this is how it felt

badda-bing badda-boom.

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jeez sounds like alot of work. well my plan involved the bricks i have infront of my house.

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glasses were free cause their either fake or you stole them, good job ------ nuts

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hell ya thats wat im talking about...bam one to the head NOW GIVE ME SOME PUSSEY!!!

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Scottie just tell her that her sister knew what to do. If she doesn't have one or her sister still a vergin, do what mycrx would do. Pretend you know about d series engines and slip her some roofinol.

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ah roofies :6 i remember those in college work pretty good from what i remember lol :-X

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^^^Well if they worked pretty good you wouldn't remember much. J/k :S