i got mono bitches
#1
i got mono bitches
so since ive been seeing all these dumb *** retarted posts lately I thought i'd join the madness
Ive been sick as ---- since Friday/saturday, my tonsils are swollen as ---- and i had a headache so i finally broke down and went to the docs. They gave me some antibiotics and drew some blood after doing the strep test. Long story short I just got a call from the docs, im fucked bitches i got mono, I'ma hunt down the bitch that gave it to me and pee on her car
good thig is my doc is cool as ----, he gave me oxycodone for the "pain" and some sick *** sleeping pils
flame suite on
Ive been sick as ---- since Friday/saturday, my tonsils are swollen as ---- and i had a headache so i finally broke down and went to the docs. They gave me some antibiotics and drew some blood after doing the strep test. Long story short I just got a call from the docs, im fucked bitches i got mono, I'ma hunt down the bitch that gave it to me and pee on her car
good thig is my doc is cool as ----, he gave me oxycodone for the "pain" and some sick *** sleeping pils
flame suite on
#7
Re: i got mono bitches
Mono is only dangerous (most of the time) if you are very young and/or very old and/or sick (I mean more than a mono) and/or apple juice and/or artificial flavour. Go sleep for a week and come back after. My brother had one at 15 years old but 4 days after (lot of bed time) he was healty as before... I almost forgot, read shity threads like some in this section may kill you faster than mono!
Good luck and SLEEP!
Good luck and SLEEP!
#9
Re: i got mono bitches
lesson learned, i'll think twice the next time i meet a bitch at the club but hold the ---- up somebody please talk some ----. HMT just doesnt feel the same without somebody flamin my *** for gettin mono