i got mono bitches
 

so since ive been seeing all these dumb ass retarted posts lately I thought i'd join the madness

Ive been sick as ---- since Friday/saturday, my tonsils are swollen as ---- and i had a headache so i finally broke down and went to the docs. They gave me some antibiotics and drew some blood after doing the strep test. Long story short I just got a call from the docs, im fucked bitches i got mono, I'ma hunt down the bitch that gave it to me and pee on her car

good thig is my doc is cool as ----, he gave me oxycodone for the "pain" and some sick ass sleeping pils

flame suite on

Re: i got mono bitches
 

go to a nursery and kiss all the liittle kids

Re: i got mono bitches
 

AIDS, MOno... whats the difference right???

Re: i got mono bitches
 

That's what I'm saying. Until it escalates to Super Aids, it ain't ----.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Mono is like the kiss of death. Better just make a list of people you want to kill or rape, you have maybe 10 days to live.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

http://www.dvdmaxx.com/photos/waynesworld12.jpg

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Mono is only dangerous (most of the time) if you are very young and/or very old and/or sick (I mean more than a mono) and/or apple juice and/or artificial flavour. Go sleep for a week and come back after. ::) My brother had one at 15 years old but 4 days after (lot of bed time) he was healty as before... I almost forgot, read shity threads like some in this section may kill you faster than mono! ;D

Good luck and SLEEP!

Re: i got mono bitches
 

I had that crap before. Sucked ass. I will only drink after select people now.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

lesson learned, i'll think twice the next time i meet a bitch at the club but hold the ---- up somebody please talk some ----. HMT just doesnt feel the same without somebody flamin my ass for gettin mono

Re: i got mono bitches
 

you can only get mono once, and 90% of adults have already had it, only 50% know that theyve had it