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08-01-2005, 11:39 AM

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Re: How to suicide properly

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Originally Posted by boosted_hatch_216

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the ****. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised ******* and a failed relationship. I rule.

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08-01-2005, 08:58 PM

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Re: How to suicide properly

read some of maddox's stuff, i used to read his old stuff like the one where he describes why hes so sweet, n his site is ranked about 7000th in the world... dudes crazy theres also one about changing the oil that u guys might like
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