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-   -   How to suicide properly (https://www.homemadeturbo.com/general-discussion-6/how-suicide-properly-43660/)

labatt50 07-31-2005 03:27 PM
How to suicide properly
 
This guys is crazy!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

scottsi 07-31-2005 03:35 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
i thinkthats a repost

HondaTuner 07-31-2005 03:38 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
hahaha, that was hilarious. One of my favs:

What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Dmx20 07-31-2005 04:27 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Thats the funniest website on the intrawebs, maddox is freakin hilarious.

samson 07-31-2005 05:09 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Strangle yourself. LMAO. That's good. "Hang in there -----!" LOL.


JP

lEGEND 07-31-2005 05:15 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D ha ha ha ha ha ha >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

Xgenturbo 07-31-2005 05:22 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
LMAO...I liked that one.

raiden571 07-31-2005 06:21 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward

nitrofish420 07-31-2005 06:32 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward
Then you're not headbutting nearly hard enough.

HondaTuner 07-31-2005 06:39 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by nitrofish420
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward
Then you're not headbutting nearly hard enough.
Also you tool, you're supposed to leave, you apparently did not.


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