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Old 04-05-2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
I'm 95% sure that the amount of semen expelled is the same... just no little guys swimmin in there

thats badass. I might go get one than get it reversed when I want to have kids. the temporary pain in my ***** is better than the 18 year pain in my wallet and dealing with some bitch.
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:56 PM
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I think there's a chemical in womens' head that when there's a baby close by they start itching to have a crying ---- factory of thier own.
Crying ---- factory, hahaha

That's a great description.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:43 PM
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Whitney, why don't you make a deposit in the bank and then get it done? When I told the doctor I wanted to do it he said "are you sure?". WTF? Bitch, don't axe me no questions. I gotta car to build.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Whitney, why don't you make a deposit in the bank and then get it done? When I told the doctor I wanted to do it he said "are you sure?". WTF? Bitch, don't axe me no questions. I gotta car to build.

I'd rather have no kid than resort to knocking up my woman using a turkey baster.
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Old 04-05-2006, 04:49 PM
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So wait, there is a procedure you can have that will make your soldiers walk backwards or something?
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Don't put your future in the hands of your girl and you won't have anything to worry about.

damn steve i remember the day we went to pick up parts and you told me you were expecting. and we were listening to tom...then i went to school outta town. they didn't have tom...and his influence was absent. and i relied on a women to get what she needed for her body. then i was expecting!

like wtf...if you dont want a baby, you inject yourself, put a sticker on that *** or pop pills everyday so you dont look like a dumbass having a kid when you know you dont want one. ------- women. i love my baby chino too, but ---- i just turned 21. whatvever, that's life.

that's rite, never rely on a bitch to do anything that's important. and if you do, end your sentence with ''shopping'' and their task will be performed at 100 percent of their capable efficiency.

congrats on number 2 bud.
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Whitey
thats badass. I might go get one than get it reversed when I want to have kids. the temporary pain in my ***** is better than the 18 year pain in my wallet and dealing with some bitch.
Here ya are, Matt.

Basically, what is a vasectomy?

A vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure used by urologic surgeons to make a man sterile. It is one of the most popular forms of contraception in the United States and worldwide, and is regarded as safe, simple and highly effective. A vasectomy is performed by cutting the vas deferens, the small tube that carries sperm from the man's ********* to become part of his semen. Although the man continues to have sexual intercourse and climax as before, his semen does not contain sperm and he cannot father a child following a vasectomy.


How long does the No-Scalpel procedure and recovery take?

The procedure itself usually takes about 15 minutes, sometimes less. However, including the office routine, paperwork and preparation, the total time in a doctor's office may be about an hour.
So in under an hour's time you could walk out worry free It says your nuts will be sore for about 3 days, but after that you're home free
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:38 PM
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I've been told by several of my old health teachers that you need to give a few days / weeks to "clear out the lines" after a vasectomy.
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:43 PM
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"clear out the lines" How? As soon as you ejaculate, it's gone. I wonder what happens to the sperm though, they need to go somewhere...
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your ***** will explo from jizz that can`t go no where.
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