how long for pot to get out of system??
 

---- man, i was helping my buddy move this weekend and stayed the night at his new place and we ended up going out, well, i haven't smoked in about three years (not habitually anyways), so i didn't think anything of it to hit the blunt a few times, i also took a couple chlonopins that some chick gave me. well the next day, i was talking to my boy and i was like "----, i wonder how long those chlonopins will be in my system", for those of you that don't know, i'm on intensive probation, and he was like "ummmmm, prolly not as long as the bud :-\", i totally forgot all about that ---- :P i have to go see my p.o. once a week, he's only popped a test on me once, but i haven't been to see him in two weeks (he know's a work long hours), so i have to go see him this week and have a feeling he'll pop one on me. i smoked saturday night, and i can put off seing him until thursday. i seriously only hit it like 3 times, any suggestions :P

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Only 3 times Im sure it woulnd't read too much. But i hear that you can drink a buncha cranberry juice and it flushes your ---- out. Might wanna try Google.

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Might as well start lubin your ass up! Just kidding man! ;D Usually pot's in your system for around a month, unless it's a hair test(then it's like 7 years or some ----), but if u only took like 3 hits, then i would just drink alotta water and cranberry juice and it probably won't show up. Vinegar works too(not gonna tell u how i know :-X) but usually makes u throw up.

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yeah, i heard about vinegar, what do you do, just drink it right before the test or something? my boy told me if you don't regularly smoke and you only take a few pulls, it will be out in 7-8 days, but damn, that's still cuttin it close :P

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an couple hours before the test you need to do this.

1. gather the following
-your favorite 32. oz gatorade
-a multivitamin pack from 7 eleven
-and a pack of fruit pectin (its used to make
homemade jello)

2. drink a little bit of the gatorade, then pour in the whole package of fruit pectin while its warm, if its cold the pectin will clump up and will taste horrible.

3. halfway through, take the package of multivitamin, and drink the rest.

this is what i did to pass the pee test for my current job

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cool, i'll try all of the above and should pass then :-\

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go to GNC and get some goldenseal (I think you have to ask for it). worked like a charm for my GF. She smoked on a Sat. night and her piss test came up negative on a Fri. morning. It is a cleanser that basically causes your body systems to turn over more quickly, so you get rid of traces of stuff quickly. It isnt harmful, but I wouldnt take it for more than 3-4 days.

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yeah, i knew about that ----, but i think they can see it in the test, same with niacin.....

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teg im disapointed in you, you no better >:(
i know, i know the urges. yea just go to GNC and tell them youy situation. they'll give you something. if you only took a few hits it probly wont be in your system for long anyway :-\

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no ----, i've never been on probation before and i don't smoke regularly anymore, hardly ever (maybe twice this past year), so i've never had to think about it having consequences, just slipped my mind after about 7 or 8 bud lights :-\

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Hey Kev, while your back in jail, can I borrow some of your turbo parts? ;D Just kidding, bro, you should be straight if you follow all of these junkies advice. You should just do what I do, and not do any of that ----. Its soooo easy. OK, I'm done preaching. :P

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hey teg, if its been 3 years and u only took a couple of hits it wont show up. there are alot of different levels of testing for pot, beleive me i've done them all, why because i have a class 1 licence and that is the most vigorus (18 wheeler) test, and also if u have alot of fat cells it takes time to build up. i dont know your situation with your po or y u have to take a test but just drink alot of water and cb juice and if your still worried just go to your local head shop and ask for quick clean it worked for me ;D

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this truck driver @ work would smoke mad weed and pass drug tests. he said 1/4 cup of vinegar + one cup of water every day does the trick. ------- gross, but do what ya gotta do.

or just go to gnc, that ---- worked for a friend ;D

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I used to have a friend whos older brother was on probation. He still smoked like mad. He passed his piss tests by putting (chlorine?) under his fingernails and pissing on his fingers. :-\

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the gnc ---- works, but i think they can see it. but i dont think they can do anything to u if they see... they might retest u, but then your fine anyway. thats not a lot of bud anwa, id say just drink tons of water and cb juice everyday till u go, like every 1 else said. ill place 5 bucks that says youll probly be fine no matter what ;)

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why would you place five bucks on that? if he fails, projekteg is in jail. why would you even risk it, just get some fast flush, or the gnc ----, or what i said. or you can do all three, don't take any risks, THC is THC, no matter the amount, so don't ---- around.

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it was a joke my man, settle down ::)..... if he does the ---- every 1 is saying, he should be ok.

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I had a "friend" who would smoke constantly, morning-noon-night. Then if say the employer wanted to pop a wizz quiz on him, or just trying to get a job (and not stopping smoking) then the secret is:

Day prior to the inspection you get your supplies, white vinegar, few gallons of distilled bottled water. During that day (or the night before has always worked) you start drinking the vinegar in two ounce segments - about as much as you can handle at a time. Then force as much water is possible down you while doing the vinegar. Try and drink at least a good 8 ounces (4 shotglasses) of vinegar thru the course of the evening and a good two ounces of water.

Don't give them your first pee of the day, keep drinking water, you will be peeing straight water and your system will be flushed.

Yes, the vinegar is some nasty ----, you will be pissing out of your -------, but it's better then getting rammed by bubba :o

This method has personally been effective 100% used in about 4 or 5 times, sometimes on last minute notice.

Don't forget that you're a skinny crackhead and that is in your favour as well. Study hard, you can pass any wizz quiz


Good luck

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drink a gallon of water each day till the test date. wich is really good for you. and if any shows up (wich i dought) i'm sure it will be minimal and say you must of ate papiseeds just incase.

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You can pass any test he ever gives you if you don't smoke pot. :o ;D (I had too) :-\

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i wonder if one day someone will try to actually find out what works

like buy their own testing kit and try out all the different methods of gettin it outta ur system

*anyone up for it ;D haha

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My sisters BF is in some sort of class where he has to take regular drug tests, and he was passing all of them except for the last one. He'd just pound a bottle of vinegar like the night before the test. It helpes that he can only taste the basic tastes, but still he said he almost threw up. Fucker is hardcore. The reason why he failed the last one was because he went and smoked right before the test. ;D Smart guy.

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I heard cranberry juice does great but i also heard heard if you drink shitloads of water and just try to flush it out of your system. Not sure really one of my friends sells those body flush drinks for that stuff ,so far so good.

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are you retarded? popie seeds show that you've been doing heroine, not weed.

listen to xplo and stealth, just say no. I've never done any drugs ever, and I never will, I haven't even smoked cigarettes and I never will. I will drink though, I guess I'm just dumb?

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YOUR IN LUCK!!!


I alctually have a bottle of "Quick Natural Rapid Clean Liquid." that I never used and its just sitting in my fridge. All it is is a simple iced tea that you drink and it clenses your whole system. Just follow the directions on the bottle. Its the most effective and non complicated way to pass a drug test. 100% money back guarantee that it will work from the company. As long as you didn't smoke within 2 days of the test.

I was originally going to use it to pass a drug test but I got high and missed the test. :-\


It costs me $30.00 but it'll hook you up and will definitely help you out. Let me know if you want it. We can work something out for like porno DVD's or something

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Hey kevin, my 2 cents, dont hold off till thursday, dont give him any reason to be suspicious, go see him asap.
and drink drink drink

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my brother smoked the day before a drug test for the military.. he stayed up all night and drank like 4 gallons of water and passed it

id say drink so much water your eyeballs start floating.. adn teh vinegar cant hurt either

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na, it's cool, thursdays is when i usually see him. *big glass of cranberry juice and water at desk right now*

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looks like the southeast meet is a bust due to kevin gettin pumped in his ass. i knew i made the right choice... :P

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iv never smoked(consitently) pot but all my boys did at rehab but if you drink enough water that you piss clear you'll be fine they used to do all types of crazy ---- but the tests at prbation are very broad(the ones where they do it in front of you) so you have a lot better chance of passing my boys were able to pass the tests where they would send the piss to the lab. if you drink a lot of water it lowers your creatine level in your body so you gotta take a little to even that ---- out.... and make it look you your system isn't diluted with water goodluck bro i'm on probation now i just got bumped down to not even going in last month i just have to call and leave a vioce print from my home phone at 10pm every 1st of the month ;D

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nobody pumps projekteg's ass 'butt' you hotrex......

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thats right boys.....tegs ass is MINE

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Dont drink vinegar waste of time and disgusting

Either go to a head shop and buy a cleansing drink or

1. Drink a couple gallons a day leading up to it

2. 2 hours before you think you might have the test drink a half gallon of water with fruit pectin (which is a preservative that blocks your kidneys up for a few hours and prevents them from releasing toxins into urine) 5 grams of creatine (labs now test your creatinine levels which is creatine waste, if your creatinine levels are below normal they will fail you due to urine dilution)and take 2 multivitimins that contain alot of b vitimins because they will turn the clear urine a deep yellow color making it seem as if you did not try to dilute it

This is by far the best way, My friends and I have used this to pass at least 30 tests it works

Do not take golden seal or echinacia Labs test for both of these and they will fail you.

shame on you kevin

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haha funny store, back when i was a "badass" ::) i jsut smoked like 2 weeks before i was supposed to go get a physical for sports...i was freakin out askin everyone if they drug tested, well to make it short i went there and he asked me to piss in the cup, and then jokingly said to my mom 'want me to give him the drug test too?!' tryin to be funny. i almost fainted :P

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This will cost about 1 buck to make

Take a small tube 3 foot long tube connect it to a slim bottle with glue or tape or both.

Put a cork in the end of plastic tube, that you can grab and remove without too much trouble but also stops the flow.

(I used a cut wine cork to match the tube end size and put a little saftey pin in the end of the cork for easy pulling when I need a steam of clean piss.)

Tape or secure slim bottle with tube under your arm.

Run tube underclothes secure to your sac.

Put CLEAN pee in bottle. Go pee for your parole officer.

Pull cork, clean pee shoots out in stream just like piss.

You can pull this off with him watching you.

The pee will be warm, its under your arm, Use Male Pee if your a male roflol

Best if you wear sort of baggy pants and a long sleeve shirt. :)

I had work crew goverment officials watching us for piss tests in Work crew. This was a while ago like 5 years. They would stare right at your ----. I used this to pass all my random tests I just taped the ---- under my arm every day, about halfway through the day.

I could tell you smoked by the small resin stain on your lighter that is on the inner bumper of your Teg pics LOL Jk

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I heard from one of my friends probation officer that if u drink two tall glasses of vinegar you should be good. But u only had three hits than i am sure half a glass will do. It tastes gross tho :P

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That would be sick Lol! Do it!

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I had a friend that drank that red system flush stuff they sell at smoke shops. He did a piss test for a job, and he didn't get hired. They don't tell you why you didn't get hired though. But I'm assuming that was it. or you can drink bleach, yeah that will clean your ---- out reeeeeeaaaal gooooood.

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Weed goes through your system (your piss system anyways) in about 45 days. I know because I just joined the military and they ask you like twenty times if you've ever been in any contact with marijuana in the past 45 days. Just thought you'd all like to know.

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I think you should make a tube/probe/apparatus this to squirt out warm pee when you want.

or do the bleach thing