projekteg

---- man, i was helping my buddy move this weekend and stayed the night at his new place and we ended up going out, well, i haven't smoked in about three years (not habitually anyways), so i didn't think anything of it to hit the blunt a few times, i also took a couple chlonopins that some chick gave me. well the next day, i was talking to my boy and i was like "----, i wonder how long those chlonopins will be in my system", for those of you that don't know, i'm on intensive probation, and he was like "ummmmm, prolly not as long as the bud ", i totally forgot all about that ---- :P i have to go see my p.o. once a week, he's only popped a test on me once, but i haven't been to see him in two weeks (he know's a work long hours), so i have to go see him this week and have a feeling he'll pop one on me. i smoked saturday night, and i can put off seing him until thursday. i seriously only hit it like 3 times, any suggestions :P

MR2Turbo

Only 3 times Im sure it woulnd't read too much. But i hear that you can drink a buncha cranberry juice and it flushes your ---- out. Might wanna try Google.

Slo_crx1

Might as well start lubin your *** up! Just kidding man! Usually pot's in your system for around a month, unless it's a hair test(then it's like 7 years or some ----), but if u only took like 3 hits, then i would just drink alotta water and cranberry juice and it probably won't show up. Vinegar works too(not gonna tell u how i know ) but usually makes u throw up.

projekteg

yeah, i heard about vinegar, what do you do, just drink it right before the test or something? my boy told me if you don't regularly smoke and you only take a few pulls, it will be out in 7-8 days, but damn, that's still cuttin it close :P

90accordIHI

an couple hours before the test you need to do this.

1. gather the following
-your favorite 32. oz gatorade
-a multivitamin pack from 7 eleven
-and a pack of fruit pectin (its used to make
homemade jello)

2. drink a little bit of the gatorade, then pour in the whole package of fruit pectin while its warm, if its cold the pectin will clump up and will taste horrible.

3. halfway through, take the package of multivitamin, and drink the rest.

this is what i did to pass the pee test for my current job

projekteg

cool, i'll try all of the above and should pass then

deacon2377

go to GNC and get some goldenseal (I think you have to ask for it). worked like a charm for my GF. She smoked on a Sat. night and her **** test came up negative on a Fri. morning. It is a cleanser that basically causes your body systems to turn over more quickly, so you get rid of traces of stuff quickly. It isnt harmful, but I wouldnt take it for more than 3-4 days.

projekteg

yeah, i knew about that ----, but i think they can see it in the test, same with niacin.....

crx2fast

teg im disapointed in you, you no better
i know, i know the urges. yea just go to GNC and tell them youy situation. they'll give you something. if you only took a few hits it probly wont be in your system for long anyway

projekteg

no ----, i've never been on probation before and i don't smoke regularly anymore, hardly ever (maybe twice this past year), so i've never had to think about it having consequences, just slipped my mind after about 7 or 8 bud lights