How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

Ingredients:
2 eggs
2 slices of bread (I like reduced calorie)
2 slices of bologna (I like turkey)
1 slice of cheese
butter (I like spray)

First, cut holes in the bread slices, heat up the butter in el pan, place bread on the pan and let this cook for a few seconds. Then crack an egg open and put into holey breads:
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Turkey bologna:
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Parkay spray butter ftw:
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Keep the heat low in order to fry the eggs evenly top to bottom. This makes flipping easier. Here they are after flipping:
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After cooking for some time turn the burner up, move the breads to one side, and center the burner on the empty side. This is where the bologna is fried. I forgot to take a picture of le cheese, but it's between the bolognas in the finished product.
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Finished, a delicious and less than nutritious death sandwich. I try to not eat so bad but using reduced fat and calorie ingredients, but the net result is always something not so good for you. Fruit cup and Mtn Dew ftmfw, nuckas:
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Enjoy that ----. Bread + egg in the middle is awesome, and fried turkey bologna is too.

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

Nice! Never cooked a egg like dat.

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

Thanks, it's a pretty popular thing in my area I guess to cook them like that. I was inspired by your hotdog bacon combo if you hadn't guessed :y

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[peanut butter jelly time/move]

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

I used to make that when i was a kid. But without the balony and we called them Men in hats

dont ask me where the name came from.

This has inspired me to make one. i am starving 8)

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

LMMFAO, i aint got ---- in the hosue to eat, and im not going out cause i need to finish a project. But luckly i got bread and eggs,.... woot woot. . Good idea... ;)

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

+1

Finals and a non-running car don't mix.

= starving mofuckas

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

Um, 2 words for you Taylor Ham.

Re: How-to: A good fucking sandwich
 

next time I cook my famous teriyaki chicken imma have to take some pics and make a thread for you nogs.
---- is gooooooooooooood

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Nice! ^^^

Someone made a badass home made pizza that I made shortly after seeing someones HMP writeup. These man food writeups rock!