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HMTguy 07-26-2006 12:30 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 

Originally Posted by porkandpolish
advance the timing on the disturbor
cut the air conditioning belts
cut the power steering belts
roll on dounuts.
take out the back seats
roll up the windows
turn on the heater
use high octane gas
use thin oil 5-30w
unbolt the muffler
unconnect the intake
reset the ECU

I have a new name for you.

Everybody, please welcome:

PIMPLEPUSS!
:D

kamilk69 07-26-2006 12:34 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
woow ive never seen some get hated by an entire forum so fast :P

ONDUHFLO 07-26-2006 12:35 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
even classicer

Is that how you'd spell classicer? Doesn't look right to me...Might be because it's not even a word but i'll use it just to make porknpolish feel stoopid....

N1ghtM0nkey 07-26-2006 12:37 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
I think I was absent the day this poor ---- posted his picture, somebody got a link so I can join in on the name calling?

krustindumm 07-26-2006 12:37 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 

Originally Posted by porkandpolish
advance the timing on the disturbor
does work
cut the air conditioning belts
does not work-a/c pully freewheels when off
cut the power steering belts
not worth the increased steering effort
roll on dounuts
not free HP
take out the back seats
not free hp
roll up the windows
not free hp
turn on the heater
does not do anything except make you hot
use high octane gas
doesn't do ---- past the minimum grade recomended
use thin oil 5-30w
and break stuff?
unbolt the muffler
minor increase compared to the volume increase
unconnect the intake
really bad for some cars
reset the ECU
and finally this one takes away any a/f correction factors, so it's like untuning a car

so yeah, about that...is there any way a like 76th term abortion is legal in your state? I hope so, I'll mention the idea to your mom this weekend.

ONDUHFLO 07-26-2006 12:46 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 

Originally Posted by krustindumm
so yeah, about that...is there any way a like 76th term abortion is legal in your state? I hope so, I'll mention the idea to your mom this weekend.

PWNED :8

HMT-Admin 07-26-2006 01:03 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
Alright, I've had enough.. Take a hike porky :1

xternal 07-26-2006 01:34 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

HMTguy 07-26-2006 01:41 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
No joke, I called and asked for gooky. Someone answered the phone and said "gooky's not available, he's busy sucking my cock" then hung up. I called back to see if he was gettin some nice pimple-poppin pus head, but no answer.

Guess it was too good to interrupt.

hotrex 07-26-2006 01:42 AM

Re: How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
i just ate a box of laxitives.


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