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porkandpolish 07-25-2006 11:33 PM

How-To-Get-home-made-power
 
advance the timing on the disturbor
cut the air conditioning belts
cut the power steering belts
roll on dounuts.
take out the back seats
roll up the windows
turn on the heater
use high octane gas
use thin oil 5-30w
unbolt the muffler
unconnect the intake
reset the ECU

Darkelvis 07-25-2006 11:37 PM

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Pop all of your zits and lose 17 pounds of pus.

88dx 07-25-2006 11:43 PM

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Wow ur ------- worthless :3

Who Dey 07-25-2006 11:52 PM

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http://newboards.tusclan.com/style_e...tion_-----.jpg

Ravage70 07-25-2006 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkelvis
Pop all of your zits and lose 17 pounds of pus.

hahah fucken classic

Donald125 07-25-2006 11:59 PM

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driving it off the cliff could will creat 10G + of G force when it hit the bottom.

con 07-26-2006 12:07 AM

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I thought you were going to ban yourself because everyone hates you here.

hotrex 07-26-2006 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ravage70
hahah fucken classic


even classicer

FooK 07-26-2006 12:09 AM

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I am going to mail you a picture of my torn bloody ------- from the massive ---- I took today, along with the bloody toilet paper from when I wiped.

Darkelvis 07-26-2006 12:18 AM

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And a PM I got from him:


Originally Posted by porkandpolish
watch the police is gonna get you

So I will respond in public with: What the ---- are you talking about? Did you mean to say "watch out or my pus is gonna get you"?

HMTguy 07-26-2006 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by porkandpolish
advance the timing on the disturbor
cut the air conditioning belts
cut the power steering belts
roll on dounuts.
take out the back seats
roll up the windows
turn on the heater
use high octane gas
use thin oil 5-30w
unbolt the muffler
unconnect the intake
reset the ECU

I have a new name for you.

Everybody, please welcome:

PIMPLEPUSS!
:D

kamilk69 07-26-2006 12:34 AM

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woow ive never seen some get hated by an entire forum so fast :P

ONDUHFLO 07-26-2006 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
even classicer

Is that how you'd spell classicer? Doesn't look right to me...Might be because it's not even a word but i'll use it just to make porknpolish feel stoopid....

N1ghtM0nkey 07-26-2006 12:37 AM

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I think I was absent the day this poor ---- posted his picture, somebody got a link so I can join in on the name calling?

krustindumm 07-26-2006 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by porkandpolish
advance the timing on the disturbor
does work
cut the air conditioning belts
does not work-a/c pully freewheels when off
cut the power steering belts
not worth the increased steering effort
roll on dounuts
not free HP
take out the back seats
not free hp
roll up the windows
not free hp
turn on the heater
does not do anything except make you hot
use high octane gas
doesn't do ---- past the minimum grade recomended
use thin oil 5-30w
and break stuff?
unbolt the muffler
minor increase compared to the volume increase
unconnect the intake
really bad for some cars
reset the ECU
and finally this one takes away any a/f correction factors, so it's like untuning a car

so yeah, about that...is there any way a like 76th term abortion is legal in your state? I hope so, I'll mention the idea to your mom this weekend.

ONDUHFLO 07-26-2006 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by krustindumm
so yeah, about that...is there any way a like 76th term abortion is legal in your state? I hope so, I'll mention the idea to your mom this weekend.

PWNED :8

HMT-Admin 07-26-2006 01:03 AM

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Alright, I've had enough.. Take a hike porky :1

xternal 07-26-2006 01:34 AM

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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

HMTguy 07-26-2006 01:41 AM

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No joke, I called and asked for gooky. Someone answered the phone and said "gooky's not available, he's busy sucking my cock" then hung up. I called back to see if he was gettin some nice pimple-poppin pus head, but no answer.

Guess it was too good to interrupt.

hotrex 07-26-2006 01:42 AM

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i just ate a box of laxitives.

HMTguy 07-26-2006 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
i just ate a box of laxitives.

laxatives. post vtec-hit-yo pics or I call BS.

stillnoturbo 07-26-2006 01:49 AM

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Dude keeps on IM'ing me on AIM. ::) Is he IM'ing anyone else or am I just the lucky one?

HMTguy 07-26-2006 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Dude keeps on IM'ing me on AIM. ::) Is he IM'ing anyone else or am I just the lucky one?

There's a block button for a reason ;)

juli0_bustamante 07-26-2006 03:18 AM

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that guy is useless....sp,epme ban him already!

SkunT 07-26-2006 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AbaZ
Alright, I've had enough.. Take a hike porky :1


sweet

boosted 00 black si 07-26-2006 05:16 AM

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band this ----

stillnoturbo 07-26-2006 10:35 AM

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I blocked him but just wondered why if I was the only one he was IM'ing?

HondaTuner 07-26-2006 01:05 PM

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Maybe because his grandpa is the one getting shot in your avatar :l lol

Donald125 07-26-2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Maybe because his grandpa is the one getting shot in your avatar :l lol

I thought that things photo chopping but turns out somehow i found the video of it and the guy did get shot and died :l

40ozToBoost 07-26-2006 07:49 PM

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The guy getting shot was actually the bad guy, he had killed hundreds of civilians in the war, which one I dont remember. Vigilante justice motha fucker

Slo_crx1 07-26-2006 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AbaZ
Alright, I've had enough.. Take a hike porky :1

Please please tell me you banned this idiot :D

USS 07-26-2006 08:03 PM

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He IM'd me too. Kept asking me who made the sidewinder manifold. I saw his Myspace through his profile and promptly hit the block button. What a faggot.

89shithatch 07-26-2006 08:52 PM

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yea, those little increase hp tricks are dumb. If youve got hmt, none of that ---- is neceasary

greenbomber 07-26-2006 08:56 PM

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dude needs to use veg. oil, its thinner adds 6 hp.

juli0_bustamante 07-26-2006 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by greenbomber
dude needs to use veg. oil, its thinner adds 6 hp.

on his face!

rprznt 07-26-2006 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by slo_crx1
Please please tell me you banned this idiot :D

THANK YOU JEFF :) :) :)

91efate 07-26-2006 10:07 PM

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ban herpe face!

mike94se 07-26-2006 10:52 PM

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Also kick the breeder to the curb before you race

HMT-Admin 07-27-2006 12:08 AM

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if there was any confusion...

yes he is banned :y

TomPlastina 07-27-2006 12:13 AM

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lol


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