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Old 07-25-2006, 11:33 PM
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advance the timing on the disturbor
cut the air conditioning belts
cut the power steering belts
roll on dounuts.
take out the back seats
roll up the windows
turn on the heater
use high octane gas
use thin oil 5-30w
unbolt the muffler
unconnect the intake
reset the ECU
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:37 PM
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Pop all of your zits and lose 17 pounds of pus.
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:43 PM
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Wow ur ------- worthless
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:52 PM
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:54 PM
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Pop all of your zits and lose 17 pounds of pus.
hahah fucken classic
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:59 PM
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driving it off the cliff could will creat 10G + of G force when it hit the bottom.
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Old 07-26-2006, 12:07 AM
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I thought you were going to ban yourself because everyone hates you here.
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hahah fucken classic

even classicer
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Old 07-26-2006, 12:09 AM
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I am going to mail you a picture of my torn bloody ------- from the massive ---- I took today, along with the bloody toilet paper from when I wiped.
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Old 07-26-2006, 12:18 AM
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And a PM I got from him:

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watch the police is gonna get you
So I will respond in public with: What the ---- are you talking about? Did you mean to say "watch out or my pus is gonna get you"?
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