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N1ghtM0nkey 09-12-2007 10:55 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
Use a condom.

For extra protection put a hole in the center of a paper plate and stick your cock through the center after you put the condom on.

EK2000 09-13-2007 11:24 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 

Originally Posted by jo_gobel
condoms are not 100%, your balls still slap up against the tant/juice/butt/lips/etc....

Then use condom and SaranWrap your balls

Tom-Guy 09-13-2007 11:28 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
I'm swearing by the listerine.

Hitchhikkr 09-13-2007 11:37 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
1. Borrow suringe from crackhead.

2. Inject yourself with bleach.

3. Die. :y

beaker 09-13-2007 12:01 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
usually some comet and a brillo pad take the skank stank right off

Sepheroth86 09-13-2007 12:18 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
I would try wearing a poncho... cover yourself from shoulders to kneecaps.... cant get herpes through a hefty trash bag! ;D

Tough-guy 09-14-2007 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by salesmonkey
the best ansure, but id be the guy pooring listerin and everything else on my junk as long as it didnt kill it

Exactly what I voted for


Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I'm swearing by the listerine.

:y My friends and I once ran a train on this chick. Nobody had a condom though. :3 So I marched over to the cupboard under the kitchen sink and grabbed a plastic Safeway bag and wraped it over my cock. I pounded this broad and the little ----- never said anything in protest about it. >:D True story.

J-MAN 09-14-2007 02:59 PM

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lol, really think any of this will work?

yayopwrcrx 09-14-2007 07:01 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
you guys are ------- idiots


listerine, i have a bottle in my car

but more importantly, zithromax - order it off line....
kills almost everything but aids from what i heard....it's an entire zpack

you break a condom in some filth-pop 2000mg ASAP - fucks with your stomach but ---- that i'm not gettin burned


I actually bruised one of my balls a couple months ago. I was ------- this chick sitting in the back seat of the truck and shes on top bouncing up and down, then my right ball gets caught between her and my thigh. I didn't really hurt then but i couldn';t ---- for a week.

Then just last weekend (same girl) i stick my cock through the little hole in these tight ass boxer briefs. ---- her for a while, i'm talking like pornstar status. Couldn't nut i was so banged up. Next morning i got like rug burn from my cock getting chaffed from the briefs....


Tom-Guy 09-14-2007 07:54 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
This is the first thread in HMT history that is better without pics.


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