Homemade STD Preventions
 

Yea yea, condoms.. But is that it? Bullshit! There have to be other ways to prevent stds. Spiker you gotta have some input here

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Use some ------ common sense :-\

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take a packatte of vinagar from ur local fast food joint. go to eat her out . spray vag with vingar first. if she screams u run. if she doesnt notice ur good (doesnt work for aids sorry) >:D

and if u think she has a std and u man up anyways, use two condoms and a tin of tiger baum.throw one condom one. coat the condom in tiger baum ,throw on second condom. if she screams u know u broke the first one!

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cut your dick off and shove down your boyfriends throut.


1 way to 100% prevent std's is not -------

condoms are not 100%, your balls still slap up against the tant/juice/butt/lips/etc.... well, at least mine do.

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the best ansure, but id be the guy pooring listerin and everything else on my junk as long as it didnt kill it

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Wow that sounds freakin SWEEET ;D

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never claimed it was sweet, just the only way to prevent std's.



hell, as much porn as everyone looks at around here, i am surprised that anyone has time to ---- someone besides Lefty and Righty

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just pee in her face..

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I don't care how good a woman looks; if she is trashy better steer clear. One good screw isn't worth a life time of misery.

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yanno pops always had a good answer, if it aient clean enough to touch with your lips its sure as ---- not clean enough to touch your dick.

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Punch her in the face and if she screams your good. :-*

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ask if she's met hotsex

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I only ---- with ----- that smells terrible.. No disease would wanna stay in a stank hole!

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lol... so true

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Bahahaha irony!

Establish a good relationship with your local free clinic ;)

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Stick to jailbait virgins, age varies on risk of imprisonment vs hot tightsechs aidless.

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somebodys got stank dick !!

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Or do like Ryan and get them before they hit puberty

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Pour paint thinner into a bucket.

---- bucket.

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so are we gonna get the full story and pics, or do we just get some gay cliff notes and you're last dying wish for us to help you. I bet you went for a ride in a washing machine with magic johnson and a handful of razorblads you faggot. O0

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Use a condom.

For extra protection put a hole in the center of a paper plate and stick your cock through the center after you put the condom on.

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Then use condom and SaranWrap your balls

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I'm swearing by the listerine.

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1. Borrow suringe from crackhead.

2. Inject yourself with bleach.

3. Die. :y

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usually some comet and a brillo pad take the skank stank right off

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I would try wearing a poncho... cover yourself from shoulders to kneecaps.... cant get herpes through a hefty trash bag! ;D

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Exactly what I voted for

:y My friends and I once ran a train on this chick. Nobody had a condom though. :3 So I marched over to the cupboard under the kitchen sink and grabbed a plastic Safeway bag and wraped it over my cock. I pounded this broad and the little ----- never said anything in protest about it. >:D True story.

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lol, really think any of this will work?

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you guys are ------- idiots


listerine, i have a bottle in my car

but more importantly, zithromax - order it off line....
kills almost everything but aids from what i heard....it's an entire zpack

you break a condom in some filth-pop 2000mg ASAP - fucks with your stomach but ---- that i'm not gettin burned


I actually bruised one of my balls a couple months ago. I was ------- this chick sitting in the back seat of the truck and shes on top bouncing up and down, then my right ball gets caught between her and my thigh. I didn't really hurt then but i couldn';t ---- for a week.

Then just last weekend (same girl) i stick my cock through the little hole in these tight ass boxer briefs. ---- her for a while, i'm talking like pornstar status. Couldn't nut i was so banged up. Next morning i got like rug burn from my cock getting chaffed from the briefs....

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This is the first thread in HMT history that is better without pics.

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The best way to avoid Std is by:
1. Pop the hood. D15 DPFI, chances are its Dx or dirty
2.checking the interior-vinal seats, or...
3. the shift knob is missing the 5 = dead giveaway

STD bitches

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Use lube it chafes less and dont get that stupid "tingling" ---- it just burns ur cock. I'm on the hunt for this lube thats supposed to have silicone or soem ---- in it.

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nope. Your choice is to wrap it up or risk getting some ugly ass... smelly ass... ----- ass warts

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Um Chlamydia? :-\

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So are you gonna get tested and let us know if you got something?

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I just spit sweet tea all over my keyboard! ------- hilarious!



































Yes I live in the south, we do put sugar in our tea. Get over it.

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the girls on dateline are always makign sweet tea for the "predators" lol

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billy jo bob, get pa sum mor dat sweet tea ,, yeeeeeeeee haww !!

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Oso, you need to be a little more respectful when you discuss sweet tea with a couple of Southern boys. >:(

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STD's are like souvniers