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brick1234 09-12-2007 12:29 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 

Originally Posted by drifto
take a packatte of vinagar from ur local fast food joint. go to eat her out . spray vag with vingar first. if she screams u run. if she doesnt notice ur good (doesnt work for aids sorry) >:D

and if u think she has a std and u man up anyways, use two condoms and a tin of tiger baum.throw one condom one. coat the condom in tiger baum ,throw on second condom. if she screams u know u broke the first one!

Punch her in the face and if she screams your good. :-*

Jorsher 09-12-2007 12:33 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
ask if she's met hotsex

imburne 09-12-2007 12:56 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
I only ---- with ----- that smells terrible.. No disease would wanna stay in a stank hole!

AgentMurdoc 09-12-2007 04:38 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 

Originally Posted by ZC EF 4dR
yanno pops always had a good answer, if it aient clean enough to touch with your lips its sure as ---- not clean enough to touch your dick.

lol... so true

b18. 09-12-2007 11:14 AM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 

Originally Posted by imburne
I only ---- with ----- that smells terrible.. No disease would wanna stay in a stank hole!

Bahahaha irony!

Establish a good relationship with your local free clinic ;)

TTC 09-12-2007 01:25 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
Stick to jailbait virgins, age varies on risk of imprisonment vs hot tightsechs aidless.

ososlohatch 09-12-2007 01:30 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
somebodys got stank dick !!

BigD 09-12-2007 01:57 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 

Originally Posted by Jorsher
ask if she's met hotsex

Or do like Ryan and get them before they hit puberty

MikeJ-2009 09-12-2007 03:59 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
Pour paint thinner into a bucket.

---- bucket.

JDMFantasy2K 09-12-2007 08:31 PM

Re: Homemade STD Preventions
 
so are we gonna get the full story and pics, or do we just get some gay cliff notes and you're last dying wish for us to help you. I bet you went for a ride in a washing machine with magic johnson and a handful of razorblads you faggot. O0


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