HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

Trying to go to sleep, knick my toe on the dresser, wake up to see this on my toe, so I thought I'd perform a little surgery and share it with you guys... because I'm that sick and disgusting :6

What you need:
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(1) Pair of toenail clippers
(1) Tooth picker thingy that no one uses anymore
(1) Bandaid
(2) Pieces of TP to keep the area clean
(1) Bottle of hydrogen peroxide
(1) bottle of neosporin (antibiotics are a must!)
(1) strong stomach



Start out with this:

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Make the initial cut to get the infection out:

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Now, squeeze, and admire the now noticeable hole in your toe:

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Use the following tool:

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To dig out the innars/extra infection/dead skin:

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Apply hydrogen peroxide/soak up until the bubbles don't pop up as much (infection is being killed :6):

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Apply neosporin to affected area, and into your newly found toehole:

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Bandage for great justice:

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Soak tools of the trade in blistering hot water, because you just performed a nasty operation:

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And people wonder why I don't use other peoples nail clippers... hmm

Well you sickos, I've got a question. Think I should go to the doc after this? I was seeing a bit too much with that hole there and it doesn't look great :l

eh heh. wonder how many people are going to look at this >:D

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

eeew toe hole :-X

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

wow i was taking a break from structural engineering, and i came across this, sweet :6

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

take a glove or a condom and slide it over ur toe when u shower and you should be fine...

i would take the bandage off tho if i were you.. that thing needs all the air it can get :l

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

That's some pretty nasty ----, Danno.

If it gets infected again, or is at all questionable, I'd go to the doctor.

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

i used to get ingrown toe nails all the time and that ---- would puss up and hurt like a ----------er. now since ive cut all the nail out no more ingrown bs to worry about my feet feel much better. what you did on the other hand must have hurt like a bitch too. id have to be mad high or drunk as hell to do that. i dont think i could take the pain......JD(Jack Daniels) FTW!!!!

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

Not only is PA gross, but so are the people there. Way to fail at growing toenails.

Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

take some antibiotics if you can get a hold of some

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Re: HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

Damn Dan, that's nasty!