HMT Surgery (not for 56k or weak stomachs)
 

Trying to go to sleep, knick my toe on the dresser, wake up to see this on my toe, so I thought I'd perform a little surgery and share it with you guys... because I'm that sick and disgusting :6

What you need:
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(1) Pair of toenail clippers
(1) Tooth picker thingy that no one uses anymore
(1) Bandaid
(2) Pieces of TP to keep the area clean
(1) Bottle of hydrogen peroxide
(1) bottle of neosporin (antibiotics are a must!)
(1) strong stomach



Start out with this:

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Make the initial cut to get the infection out:

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Now, squeeze, and admire the now noticeable hole in your toe:

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Use the following tool:

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To dig out the innars/extra infection/dead skin:

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Apply hydrogen peroxide/soak up until the bubbles don't pop up as much (infection is being killed :6):

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Apply neosporin to affected area, and into your newly found toehole:

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Bandage for great justice:

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Soak tools of the trade in blistering hot water, because you just performed a nasty operation:

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And people wonder why I don't use other peoples nail clippers... hmm

Well you sickos, I've got a question. Think I should go to the doc after this? I was seeing a bit too much with that hole there and it doesn't look great :l

eh heh. wonder how many people are going to look at this >:D

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eeew toe hole :-X

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wow i was taking a break from structural engineering, and i came across this, sweet :6

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take a glove or a condom and slide it over ur toe when u shower and you should be fine...

i would take the bandage off tho if i were you.. that thing needs all the air it can get :l

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That's some pretty nasty ----, Danno.

If it gets infected again, or is at all questionable, I'd go to the doctor.

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i used to get ingrown toe nails all the time and that ---- would puss up and hurt like a ----------er. now since ive cut all the nail out no more ingrown bs to worry about my feet feel much better. what you did on the other hand must have hurt like a bitch too. id have to be mad high or drunk as hell to do that. i dont think i could take the pain......JD(Jack Daniels) FTW!!!!

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Not only is PA gross, but so are the people there. Way to fail at growing toenails.

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take some antibiotics if you can get a hold of some

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Damn Dan, that's nasty!

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Take a razor blade and scrap the middle of the nail, almost like making a thin racing stripe. Just do it till you can start to feel the nail getting thinner when you push on it. I had to have one toe operated on, and was about to have the other done. Then somebody told me to try this. Kicks ass, takes a ton of pressure of the sides. Anytime I start feeling a toe start hurting, I do this and within 30 minutes the swelling will be gone.

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Damn :o. I was just about to eat you sick fucker :-X.

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This damn toe has become infected a few times in the past as well, but not nearly as bad as this time :l There's still a huge gaping hole and a pain in my toe from it all though :-\ so I might have to go see him anyways...

and Eville140 I'm not quite sure what you mean? I'd be willing to try most anything. This ---- hurt :3

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that happens at least once every few months on either one of my fingers or toes. guess i should stop cutting them so close

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lol nasty ---- right there :6

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Your toe looks weird. like the shape of it.

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it look alright, I would def.ly Not cover it up as much and let it dry up. Just don`t wear socks and shoes for a few day

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what he means is thin out the toenail so it bends easier. it will releave the pressure so the swelling will go down. scraping it with a razorblade takes some of the nail off to make it more bendable. try it, it might work.

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HMS should be a new site. We could all start saving a few $$$$ this way ;) :S

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ever seen sicko? that one dude stitched his own knee to save $$$ :S :S :S

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I suppose some super glue will do the same job :l

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i hope your not making fun of me lmao. i acutal use super glut alot for my feet, i get really bad calases, and in the winter my feet will crack and super glue prevents infection, and keeps it from spliting more ;). that liquid skin ---- is a joke.

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Never had anything on that scale, but I have done the same thing myself.

That is some sick ---- though my friend.

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I've had some bad ones that required similar surgery, but that is disgusting and your feet are ugly as ----. :P

I heard cutting your nails at a straight angle helps with that ----, but have never actually tried it. Ingrown nails are ------- gross and painful. I wouldn't pay a doctor $500 to write you an rx for some ---- that you don't need. :-\
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Problem is, when I do that, it cuts into the toe beside it, because my toes are all funky shaped, and that hurts worse, not to mention stains my socks. lol

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Yuck. :l I've got a slight one coming on my left big toe. I don't see it getting as bad as yours though. :-X
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Just take a razor blade or sharp knife and scrape the nail. Kinda like you would scrape paint. It's crazy how well it works. I just do it till I can kinda feel the nail bending when I push it with my finger nail. Just fallow the blue line. Having your feet hurt ------- sucks.
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I think you cut it too far in at the first place.

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Go to the clinic you sick ----.

Nvm you live in the States. GG

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the toe just gets pushed around the nail edges, i've had this happen before, wet weather makes it worse. a la my days back in the carwash

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Mosr pics of the skinny slut, less talk of disgusting ingrown toenails. :l
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That's nasty dude. The worst part was the picture facing your toe, then you had to go and get a ------- closeup of it even worse. :-X
you----->doctor
:-\

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X2 ftl.

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I agree with Dr. Boost

MOAR!

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dude this keeps happening becouse you are cutting your toe to short happened to me and i had to get surgery



the podiatrist told me that when you cut your toe nails you cut them to be even with the end of the toe not a mm shorter.




hope my info helps it did for me i never had a problem again ;D

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Wuh?? The end of my toe? That would make my nail like 2" long and be disgusting as can be. :-X There is no way that can be true. Post a pic of your nasty ass Freddy Cruger toenails. :l
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My big toenails don't grow that far out. Or rather they grow but rubbing against the backside of steeltoes keeps them worn down; I have long narrow feet that fit funny in most shoes so I normally wear boots because they strap to my ankles, and if I have to wear boots all the time I'm going to wear ass kicking boots.

I cut my other toe nails shorter than the end of my toe, never had any problems like that. I think it's due to bad genetics or PA-OH-IA region inbreeding. :P

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Nice Writeup

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