Re: hmpt
 

why not vinegar
i know of a e-tard that stopped for a week (give or take a few days) drank lots of vinegar (not sure on amount) went to his drug test for probation, pissed in the cup and on the way out stopped at the water fountain and popped a cap
as far as i know he passed (but this is canada and im sure our igloo housed lab sucks)

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The way I always did it was to use someone elses pee in a small bottle, wrap it in one of those hand-warmer things (or one of those thermal pads for bitches on the rag) and stick it in my sock.
The last time I did that, my supplier ate asparagus the night before and peed into a mountain dew bottle 3 hrs before my test. He left the cap off the bottle, and let's just say the tester lady almost passed out from the stench of that piss. Still passed tho... :6

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ive passed with marijuana in my system in just over 72 hours

drank almost 3 gallons of water in 72 hours, took AZO standards for the first 24 and took cranberry juice pills the entire time,
did alot of working on my car, walking and some skateboarding ( i was too full of water the whole time to run)

i passed

one day i had a drug test at 4:30 pm and i kept it in my head not to smoke weed so i could get this job, that morning, i woke up to go to work (at a shop, i was working 2 jobs)

the faggot ass managers friend was there, annoying the ---- out of me (he sells coke to the cops) and i ended up doing a couple lines at 8 am

then i realized that drug tests arent just for weed. so i took the rest of the day off, and went walking down nyc (where i used to live) and just kept walking all day with a gallon of water in my hand and didnt stop walking i would keep going into stores and peeing and getting more water lol

and i fucknig passsed

Re: hmpt
 

i passed with flying colors then again, i dont smoke lol, i could ship your some of my urine if you want

Re: hmpt
 

Nicene (make sure its NOT the NO FLUSH) take about 6 of them make sure you drink allot of water.(Your gonna get real itchy like a crack head) piss right before the test and drink ungodly amounts of water right before.

Smoked 4 days before a LAB test and pissed clean. Thats what happens when you work for the state.
i drank cranberry juice too but i think its bull ----.They say running helps your body naturally pass it through your system. because its fat soluble. I also ate 0 carbs and lost 10 pounds in those 4 days except the day of the test.
i ate the ------- ---- out of some Chinese because i was wicked nervous.

I know one thing i thought i failed big time.
I had massive amounts of b3 tho >:D

Re: hmpt
 

when i have to have my employees tested they told me that the piss has to be at least 97 degrees , and that if they tok any solution to make them pass they would be able to detect it

Re: hmpt
 

if it goes to a lab, this is a call center with 1500 employees i doubt the send each one to a lab, im sure its just a shitty walgreens one and ---- niacin that ---- makes me itch way to bad

Re: hmpt
 

ok heres the deal i hit a car at work and i had to take a drug test afterward. i smoked the night b4 i hit the car. and i was like ----. so i went to the gnc and bought the stuff made by omni it was like 40 bucks and drank it drank like almost a gallon. then pissed once b4 the test and i passed. the stuff takes like 1 hr to work. works for about 5 hours

Re: hmpt
 

knox jelitin FTW works like a champ, cheap, and readily available at the corner store

Re: hmpt
 

If you are a rather trim person then your Metabolism will more than likely take care of it. THC only stays in yoru fat cells for up to 30 days. If you metabolism is really high then thats probably closer to 10-15 days. I work at a call center and we dont even test so if they are you can bet its a cheap ass test. I bet the "drink a ---- ton of water" theory will work out for you lol.

But I have done the Omni that the poster above me did. got me on the Geek Squad for Best Buy before I realized that they were a joke.