Re: hmpt
 

if u lube up the tube and shove it into ur blatter(nfl players got caught cheating steriods with this method) u can fill ur blatter with someone elses piss. but appertly u feel like u have to piss right away and u need to piss in side a hour of doing it

Re: hmpt
 

it depends what the test is for, if its for a job interview (depending on the company) they may only do the standard one step immunoessay testing for 50 ng/ml and then they would send it to a lab is it tests positive.

basically your fucked if they send it to a lab which i'm guessing this is for a probation violation otherwise your a moron for waiting till the night prior to the test to start cleaning your system, there are herbal tea's you can drink to help flush it out faster, i used one of those quick flush drinks i bought at a headshop for 40 dollars called terminator gold 100 or something like that, it got me into the military, :)

like i said, everything you ever want to know about the drug testing process is covered on that site:

http://www.erowid.org/

Re: hmpt
 

no its not for probation its for a job interview and not a big job im sure its justthe test where the dip the strip in your piss and it turns certain colors for what drugs your on, ive only smoked pot but im drinking alot of tea right now. interview isnt for two days i havent smoke today or yesterday so i have ill day tomorrow ill try to drink a gallon of water and go to the sahna at the gym

Re: hmpt
 

That's ------- fucked up and disgusting.

Re: hmpt
 

Drinking a lot of water isn't really going to help if they have a half-assed decent test and the sauna won't do much of anything either.

Re: hmpt
 

if ur on roids and u need to earn a million dollars plus u would go there too i bet

Re: hmpt
 

yea i would see about getting it extended.

basically there is a good chance that they will send the sample off to a labratory which is a very accurate test that detects the lowest amounts of thc in your system, if you were an occasional smoker with low body fat and was mildly active you could drink ALOT of water (by this i mean constantly drinking until you are urinating every 10-20 minutes, because you are mainly passing water at this point) and would be fine.

the reason a sauna won't do any good is because thc attaches itself to fatty tissue mainly in the stomach,liver, etc so working out or sitting in a sauna won't do anything.

the following was taken from here: http://www.ndci.org/NDCIR%20VI.pdf
i dare you to try and read it, lol.

"Recent scientific literature indicates that it is uncommon for occasional marijuana smokers to test positive for cannabinoids in urine for longer than seven days using standard cutoff concentrations. Following smoking cessation, chronic smokers would not be expected to remain positive for longer than 21 days, even when using the 20 ng/mL cannabinoid cutoff. While longer detection times have been documented in research studies, these prolonged elimination findings represent uncommon occurrences and should not be used as exculpatory evidence in the majority of case adjudications." (pp. 23-4)

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The thing is, any decent test will reject the sample if there's too much water in it. i.e. they aren't dumb.

Re: hmpt
 

the best thing to do and try is drink alot of water starting tonight.... i mean alot of it.. then tommrow morning when you wake up start drinking water what ever you do piss you first time of the day at home( its the dirtyest) then keep drinking water and go take the test if you drink enough of it you should piss out water and could pass... ive done one with the water thing i also dipped my ---- in bleach and shook it around in the cup of pee(read it online) it worked eaither way...

Re: hmpt
 

thats true, if the urine is too diluted or seems tampered with the lab will reject the sample, for a job interview that usually means a failing result, or they will test you again. theres alot of other factors that play into that as well, such as temperature, the amount of the sample, color, etc.