hmpt
 

any way to home made fake a piss test other than having someone else pee for you ?? or im i just better off buying a 40 dollar bottle of ----..
p.s.
bleach vinigar and niacin are out of the question ;)

Re: hmpt
 

knox powdered unflavored gelatin.
multi vitamin pack from 7-11 or other convenience store
64 oz of your favorite gatorade.

mix jello in gatorade (make sure the gatorade is warm, or you'll be eating the jello by itself)
drink whole bottle
eat vitamins.

did it for pre-employment drug test before.

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just take a small bottle with u with someone elses piss....keep in ur pocket so it stays nice an warm....if they watch u take a piss.....ur better off buying those drink things....but follow the instruction very carefully or that shyt won't work

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I herd a good place for a small amount is on the tounge of your shoe.

Re: hmpt
 

well what kind of drug did you do?

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fruit pectin(CERTO) mixed with gatorade. piss once before the test. and drink plenty of water.
fruit pectin blocks your fat pores, so all you do is pee out water.

Re: hmpt
 

none of the above ---- is a proven method for masking the detection of thc in your system, the same results can be acheived by drinking alot of water, basically the water delutes the sample so that the concentration falls below the cutoff level, which is dependent on what the test id for.

this site has the most information on every drug known to currently exist and how they interact with your body, including clinical trials used to determine the metabolization period of marijuana.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml

you can buy a home test kit for 15 dollars at your local drug store/pharmacy and test yourself if you want.

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someone elses pee, a turkey baster, a tube to shove up ur dick and a hole lot of pain. piss test passed. :S

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that won't work because you have to fill the cup up to a certain amount and unless your dick is the size of a turkey baster........, also you woulld somehow have to squirt out the urine without actually emptying your bladder which would contaminate the sample, the only sure way of passing is using someone elses piss or something like the wizzinator, but its 200 bux, comes with synthetic urine and heating packets, then again its 200 bux, lol.

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so lets say i didnt smoke for a whole month, and have been smokin about two blunts a day for a month minus today and yesterday, how much water would i have to drink to pass a piss test tomorrow ?? pretty much impossible unless i buy a supplment drink to pass ?
M&m mini's case and a ace bandage wrapped around my upper thigh, but i rather not get caught, i'd like to clean or mask my system

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if u lube up the tube and shove it into ur blatter(nfl players got caught cheating steriods with this method) u can fill ur blatter with someone elses piss. but appertly u feel like u have to piss right away and u need to piss in side a hour of doing it

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it depends what the test is for, if its for a job interview (depending on the company) they may only do the standard one step immunoessay testing for 50 ng/ml and then they would send it to a lab is it tests positive.

basically your fucked if they send it to a lab which i'm guessing this is for a probation violation otherwise your a moron for waiting till the night prior to the test to start cleaning your system, there are herbal tea's you can drink to help flush it out faster, i used one of those quick flush drinks i bought at a headshop for 40 dollars called terminator gold 100 or something like that, it got me into the military, :)

like i said, everything you ever want to know about the drug testing process is covered on that site:

http://www.erowid.org/

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no its not for probation its for a job interview and not a big job im sure its justthe test where the dip the strip in your piss and it turns certain colors for what drugs your on, ive only smoked pot but im drinking alot of tea right now. interview isnt for two days i havent smoke today or yesterday so i have ill day tomorrow ill try to drink a gallon of water and go to the sahna at the gym

Re: hmpt
 

That's ------- fucked up and disgusting.

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Drinking a lot of water isn't really going to help if they have a half-assed decent test and the sauna won't do much of anything either.

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if ur on roids and u need to earn a million dollars plus u would go there too i bet

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yea i would see about getting it extended.

basically there is a good chance that they will send the sample off to a labratory which is a very accurate test that detects the lowest amounts of thc in your system, if you were an occasional smoker with low body fat and was mildly active you could drink ALOT of water (by this i mean constantly drinking until you are urinating every 10-20 minutes, because you are mainly passing water at this point) and would be fine.

the reason a sauna won't do any good is because thc attaches itself to fatty tissue mainly in the stomach,liver, etc so working out or sitting in a sauna won't do anything.

the following was taken from here: http://www.ndci.org/NDCIR%20VI.pdf
i dare you to try and read it, lol.

"Recent scientific literature indicates that it is uncommon for occasional marijuana smokers to test positive for cannabinoids in urine for longer than seven days using standard cutoff concentrations. Following smoking cessation, chronic smokers would not be expected to remain positive for longer than 21 days, even when using the 20 ng/mL cannabinoid cutoff. While longer detection times have been documented in research studies, these prolonged elimination findings represent uncommon occurrences and should not be used as exculpatory evidence in the majority of case adjudications." (pp. 23-4)

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The thing is, any decent test will reject the sample if there's too much water in it. i.e. they aren't dumb.

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the best thing to do and try is drink alot of water starting tonight.... i mean alot of it.. then tommrow morning when you wake up start drinking water what ever you do piss you first time of the day at home( its the dirtyest) then keep drinking water and go take the test if you drink enough of it you should piss out water and could pass... ive done one with the water thing i also dipped my ---- in bleach and shook it around in the cup of pee(read it online) it worked eaither way...

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thats true, if the urine is too diluted or seems tampered with the lab will reject the sample, for a job interview that usually means a failing result, or they will test you again. theres alot of other factors that play into that as well, such as temperature, the amount of the sample, color, etc.

Re: hmpt
 

why not vinegar
i know of a e-tard that stopped for a week (give or take a few days) drank lots of vinegar (not sure on amount) went to his drug test for probation, pissed in the cup and on the way out stopped at the water fountain and popped a cap
as far as i know he passed (but this is canada and im sure our igloo housed lab sucks)

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The way I always did it was to use someone elses pee in a small bottle, wrap it in one of those hand-warmer things (or one of those thermal pads for bitches on the rag) and stick it in my sock.
The last time I did that, my supplier ate asparagus the night before and peed into a mountain dew bottle 3 hrs before my test. He left the cap off the bottle, and let's just say the tester lady almost passed out from the stench of that piss. Still passed tho... :6

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ive passed with marijuana in my system in just over 72 hours

drank almost 3 gallons of water in 72 hours, took AZO standards for the first 24 and took cranberry juice pills the entire time,
did alot of working on my car, walking and some skateboarding ( i was too full of water the whole time to run)

i passed

one day i had a drug test at 4:30 pm and i kept it in my head not to smoke weed so i could get this job, that morning, i woke up to go to work (at a shop, i was working 2 jobs)

the faggot ass managers friend was there, annoying the ---- out of me (he sells coke to the cops) and i ended up doing a couple lines at 8 am

then i realized that drug tests arent just for weed. so i took the rest of the day off, and went walking down nyc (where i used to live) and just kept walking all day with a gallon of water in my hand and didnt stop walking i would keep going into stores and peeing and getting more water lol

and i fucknig passsed

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i passed with flying colors then again, i dont smoke lol, i could ship your some of my urine if you want

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Nicene (make sure its NOT the NO FLUSH) take about 6 of them make sure you drink allot of water.(Your gonna get real itchy like a crack head) piss right before the test and drink ungodly amounts of water right before.

Smoked 4 days before a LAB test and pissed clean. Thats what happens when you work for the state.
i drank cranberry juice too but i think its bull ----.They say running helps your body naturally pass it through your system. because its fat soluble. I also ate 0 carbs and lost 10 pounds in those 4 days except the day of the test.
i ate the ------- ---- out of some Chinese because i was wicked nervous.

I know one thing i thought i failed big time.
I had massive amounts of b3 tho >:D

Re: hmpt
 

when i have to have my employees tested they told me that the piss has to be at least 97 degrees , and that if they tok any solution to make them pass they would be able to detect it

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if it goes to a lab, this is a call center with 1500 employees i doubt the send each one to a lab, im sure its just a shitty walgreens one and ---- niacin that ---- makes me itch way to bad

Re: hmpt
 

ok heres the deal i hit a car at work and i had to take a drug test afterward. i smoked the night b4 i hit the car. and i was like ----. so i went to the gnc and bought the stuff made by omni it was like 40 bucks and drank it drank like almost a gallon. then pissed once b4 the test and i passed. the stuff takes like 1 hr to work. works for about 5 hours

Re: hmpt
 

knox jelitin FTW works like a champ, cheap, and readily available at the corner store

Re: hmpt
 

If you are a rather trim person then your Metabolism will more than likely take care of it. THC only stays in yoru fat cells for up to 30 days. If you metabolism is really high then thats probably closer to 10-15 days. I work at a call center and we dont even test so if they are you can bet its a cheap ass test. I bet the "drink a ---- ton of water" theory will work out for you lol.

But I have done the Omni that the poster above me did. got me on the Geek Squad for Best Buy before I realized that they were a joke.

Re: hmpt
 

well my interview is today at 2 and then my friend says they piss test you 48 hours after that

Re: hmpt
 

just dont do drugs man and you wont have to worry about this ----.

"weed is for ------s" - American History x.

Re: hmpt
 

dude your totatally straight

drink at least 2.5 gallons of water in the next 48 hours (its a bitch)

get cranberry juice pills from walgreens

are you a heavy user, or just like once a week or less?

if you smoke everyday for the past month, then also get AZO standards, take for the first 24 hours twice every 12 hours.

if not the water and cranberry juice pills will work fine.

also try to stay active, as thc is stored in fat.


that 30 day thing is bullshit, a skinny person, can naturally get it out in 1 to 2 weeks.

you will pass.

Re: hmpt
 

Anyone see Harsh Times? He injects viniger into his dick with a turkey siringe because he had a piss test for the FBI. It looked painfull. :'(

Re: hmpt
 

yea that movie is the ----.