Help Joey with advice on women!
 

Alright, a coworker who just graduated HS and came of age has turned on the smoke signals. What she wants is a no-brainer... she has turned in her notice and in thirty days will be moving into her dorm at NC State. She obviously doesn't want to marry me.

When I was downtown tonight, waiting with the daughterunit for the fireworks to start, I had a drunk girl grab me and plant one on me - pull her back and look, it's the 21 y/old who I went out with last month; we got really drunk and she invited herself back to my house for the night, but before that could happen started verbally tearing me down so I just dropped her off at home.

No sooner do the fireworks end than I run into the 27 y/old married ex... who proceeds to hug me and won't let me go. Jeez, after eight years you'd think she knows what she wants...


Well, I just finished firing off some of the good illegal SC fireworks with the kid, tucked her into bed, explained to her that despite how it may look her father is not a man-----. Now, I hate to lie to her like that, but I am a man-----. I need to figure out what my priorities are here. Any help?

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here' what docta doc has to say:

First girl... plow that ----. No commitment in sight. Just as long as you don't get attached and all emotional and make sure the same gess for her, unless you want it to happen.

2nd girl... drama. Stay away from that. Unless she's a good ---- and she has no way of contacting you. But it sounds like she knows where you live.

3rd girl... for the most part stay away she's confused and if she's got kids don't be the one to mess up a "happy" home.

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lol due to lack of sleep i thought a certain letter "t" in this thread was an "f" and i kinda got freaked out there for a second.


sry :1

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She's 18, like I'm going to fall for something I can't have a conversation with. Get her to write HMT on her tits and take pictures, sure. Date, no.

She doesn't know where I live. I can always try it on for size... I had a lot of fun with her until she went off the deepend after a night of binge drinking. I was far beyond fubar - dancing at a houseparty off Cumberland Circle populated with a bunch of gutter punks and UNCA kids. Joey does not dance. I wear sarcasm like a secon skin, for all I know I told her she was fat or something... I kinda don't remember some parts of that night, I just remember freaking out when we were walking back downtown at 4 am because 1) she was bitching at me about anything she could come up with, I wasn't allowed to finish a sentence, and I didn't want to be around her and 2) you don't leave young girls alone downtown after dark. Kinda torn in two there.

It's not happy. She's not confused. She's stark raving mad. Why do you think I kept her around for close to eight years? My relationships take one of three forms:

1) I like crazy bitches.
2) Crazy bitches like me
3) I take nice girls and turn them into crazy bitches.

18 y/o is #2. 21 y/o is either #2 or #3, I haven't figured it out yet. 27 y/o is #1 and #2 - double whammy.

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i would definately hit the 18 y/o thats a given

the other two would have to reach a compromise of bedroom skills vs. personality traits

i would try the crazy drunken bitch first though, because you have already invested 8 years with the other one and should know how things will be if you go back to her ( or her to you, whatever)


but for the record, ---- all three of them and deal with the consequences later, lol

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If you bang your ex and she is married then you contribute to wrecking her home. Does she have kids? Morallly corrupt behavior.... Take the high ground.

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Word. I kinda did the same thing and well karma is a bitch. Rail the young one without the need of sellin your soul

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basically what hes saying is do her in the butt ;D



jk ;D

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why jk? ;D

leave the married chick alone, the other two are good to go.

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Bang the co-worker for the next month or so, until she goes off to college.

She could actually babysit too...LOL

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haha.


FYI, three of you have voted wrong, so far... :3

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hotrex has herpes


i say go for the ones with less emotional attachment. nix the 27 ear old, the other 2 are game

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so if i read this right you're planning on nailing your re-married ex-wife? :P

i say bang it up with the 18yo first, that sounds like a prime opportunity, then go with the other chick, but i'd stay away from the ex, but maybe you have feelings too, your call i guess. Just send the kid to a friend's house heh.

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What do you think? What did you vote in the poll?

All I know is that I had an excess of female attention, and they were all up on me in front of the kid, all of them very forward. :l

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I say get them over to your house for a party but don't let them know it's your house and get them all together and have a nice foursome. :6 Personally I'd stay away from all of them and worry about the pinks car. lol. Or hell have them grab a wrench and help that ---- out. Send them up to Chris's garage and do a photoshoot of the 3 of them getting all freaky on NE's car.

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Bang them in age order from youngest oldest...take notes and then pick the ones with no emotional attachment unless you have no soul then bang all 3...and try and get the 18 and 21 together for a NE pinks photo shoot :6

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bang the 18 y/o until she leaves, then bang the 21 y/o at the same time.

and yes, hotrex does have herpes.

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id say the 27 year old and the 18 year old. It sounds like the 21 year old is just going to try to start ---- with you.

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;)

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Some of you guys are taking this way to seriously. I already know what I'm going to do... this is just an opportunity for everyone to reaffirm that hotrex does indeed have herpes. ::)

How so? I already stated 18 and 27 are crazy bitches. 21 I'm not sure about, it could have been one of those things, but I deff have my eyes open.

Hope the 18 y/old pans out... she's got a nice ass.

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dont ---- any of them.. always get new fresh -----... if u ---- that dirty slut .. she will have the upper hand

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I kinda just wanted you to ---- the 27 year old since shes married. lol.

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I've fucked married women before, rawr. It's nothing special, although they either seem to be entirely cool with casual sex or entirely looking for an excuse to jump ship and start a serious relationship with no middle ground like in normal unmarried girls. Inasmuch as I ever meet normal girls :-\

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then just go with wichever ones hotter and wont try to form some attachment.

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wow, i thought you were cooler than that.

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You're a fag. You don't have the clout you pretend to.

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You are boviously not one of the 53% who understand this, z1gay.

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hmm, trying to figure out what boviously means, but other than that, you are right, i dont understand, because i am happily married.

my advise wouldnt mean ---- so i had to pull your arm instead.

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holy hit
should i breath today? um what do u guys think?

---- trhat noise your on this earth to ---- thaTS the purpose of man, go rail them both

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of all your posts this one makes the most sense.....I would have voted hotrex has herpys but damn an 18 yeard old with a nice ass..testosterone made the descision for me.. I would say work on the Pinks care but I just had to type pinks and that made me think of 18 y old -----.....---- I am taking this to seriously I didn't get it at all.

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Go run free, ride the 18yr old, hump that bitch 'til she walks funny and if you still have any spuff left to squirt, go pump the 21yr old full of cum.

Life is what happens while you make plans, at least you could do your planning balls deep.

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Gay lyrics, yay!

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i suppose u have better ones? ;D

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I sure do, you inbred Persian wannabe ----------er. Wait 'til I get home.

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Thought you said you were 15? lol

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I had a female coworker bitch to me about how her boyfriend thought she was going to leave him for her best friend who is flaming gay, and it how stressful she finds it. I gave her a little slice of relationships in Joeyworld.

She told me I must be good in bed. >:D

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ur home. and the lyrics arent posted. whats this persian wannabe ----?

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Oh, sorry about that, buk! You are easy to forget about.