Tom-Guy

Alright, a coworker who just graduated HS and came of age has turned on the smoke signals. What she wants is a no-brainer... she has turned in her notice and in thirty days will be moving into her dorm at NC State. She obviously doesn't want to marry me.

When I was downtown tonight, waiting with the daughterunit for the fireworks to start, I had a drunk girl grab me and plant one on me - pull her back and look, it's the 21 y/old who I went out with last month; we got really drunk and she invited herself back to my house for the night, but before that could happen started verbally tearing me down so I just dropped her off at home.

No sooner do the fireworks end than I run into the 27 y/old married ex... who proceeds to hug me and won't let me go. Jeez, after eight years you'd think she knows what she wants...


Well, I just finished firing off some of the good illegal SC fireworks with the kid, tucked her into bed, explained to her that despite how it may look her father is not a man-----. Now, I hate to lie to her like that, but I am a man-----. I need to figure out what my priorities are here. Any help?

AgentMurdoc

here' what docta doc has to say:

First girl... plow that ----. No commitment in sight. Just as long as you don't get attached and all emotional and make sure the same gess for her, unless you want it to happen.

2nd girl... drama. Stay away from that. Unless she's a good ---- and she has no way of contacting you. But it sounds like she knows where you live.

3rd girl... for the most part stay away she's confused and if she's got kids don't be the one to mess up a "happy" home.

buk9tp

lol due to lack of sleep i thought a certain letter "t" in this thread was an "f" and i kinda got freaked out there for a second.


sry :1

Tom-Guy

She's 18, like I'm going to fall for something I can't have a conversation with. Get her to write HMT on her **** and take pictures, sure. Date, no.

She doesn't know where I live. I can always try it on for size... I had a lot of fun with her until she went off the deepend after a night of binge drinking. I was far beyond fubar - dancing at a houseparty off Cumberland Circle populated with a bunch of gutter punks and UNCA kids. Joey does not dance. I wear sarcasm like a secon skin, for all I know I told her she was fat or something... I kinda don't remember some parts of that night, I just remember freaking out when we were walking back downtown at 4 am because 1) she was bitching at me about anything she could come up with, I wasn't allowed to finish a sentence, and I didn't want to be around her and 2) you don't leave young girls alone downtown after dark. Kinda torn in two there.

It's not happy. She's not confused. She's stark raving mad. Why do you think I kept her around for close to eight years? My relationships take one of three forms:

1) I like crazy bitches.
2) Crazy bitches like me
3) I take nice girls and turn them into crazy bitches.

18 y/o is #2. 21 y/o is either #2 or #3, I haven't figured it out yet. 27 y/o is #1 and #2 - double whammy.

signorelli21

i would definately hit the 18 y/o thats a given

the other two would have to reach a compromise of bedroom skills vs. personality traits

i would try the crazy drunken bitch first though, because you have already invested 8 years with the other one and should know how things will be if you go back to her ( or her to you, whatever)


but for the record, ---- all three of them and deal with the consequences later, lol

SpankedYA!

If you bang your ex and she is married then you contribute to wrecking her home. Does she have kids? Morallly corrupt behavior.... Take the high ground.

Guy-Fast

Word. I kinda did the same thing and well karma is a bitch. Rail the young one without the need of sellin your soul

buk9tp

basically what hes saying is do her in the butt



jk

88crxSi

why jk?

leave the married chick alone, the other two are good to go.

Chris Harris

Bang the co-worker for the next month or so, until she goes off to college.

She could actually babysit too...LOL