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HondaTuner 01-25-2007 12:46 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 

Originally Posted by hatchboy
yes becuase i made this random ass story up. her real name is haley. and ive meant her and so has my wife, we just didn't know she was a porn star at the time. She has a 1 year old daughter. She was living in jacksonville,Fl when my wife, me and my buddy adam meant her.
We meant her at a friends house in orange park,fl and noone ever knew that it was her.

It's MET not MEANT Dan, gosh, idiot

scottsi 01-25-2007 12:52 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
just like those other threads you posted? uh huh. i dont make my ---- up. faggot bitch.

catch.can 01-25-2007 12:57 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
what other threads that i posted? ok, you all got me. i lied, i made a random thread up. Was sitting on my couch and decided "hmm i think il post a story about my friend dating a porn star, who should i pick, melissa midwest, there we go."

you win!
mmk.

catch.can 01-25-2007 01:00 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
made this up too.

Date: Jan 24, 2007 7:04 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: yo
Body: uhh no it was haley, where you gettin melissa myfriend ; ) if you found something, that is the reason why we broke up, if that doesnt make sense to you, than forget it

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dan
Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM


hey bitchmade, hey what was your crazy x girlfriends name that had the kid? was it melissa?

SmellySOHC 01-25-2007 01:11 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
shes more of a stripper then porn star...

johnmichael 01-25-2007 01:33 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 

Originally Posted by hatchboy
\i lied, i made a random thread up. Was sitting on my couch and decided "hmm i think il post a story about my friend dating a porn star, who should i pick, melissa midwest, there we go."


No, you thought "man I sure am starved for attention, let's go tell lies on the internet to make myself feel better".

DrSeuss 01-25-2007 07:23 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
I believe you hatchboy, there most be tonnes of girls in america who've taken a cock or two for the camera. Everyone knows someone who knows someone.

if you want an equally unbelievable story, my mate shagged www.ulorinvex.com and i nearly ended up living with her (they were friends until the shag) for a year. BTW, she's a fetish model so that link is NSFW

Guy-Fast 01-25-2007 07:50 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
why does everybody on earth try to lie and say there friend of a friends friend X is some famous porn star

Not me I really did nail a pornstar if you live in southern california and fall into the right group of girls its not that hard.

licenseless 01-25-2007 09:12 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/t...tattention.jpg
http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20-----3.jpg
http://www.baqax.com/images/photos/attention-----.jpg
http://www.spurgin.net/images/etc/attention_-----.jpg
http://www.obsidianempire.com/albums...ion_-----4.jpg
http://ninjapirates.net/macros/attention_-----2.jpg
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/1900/atten...-2026400jo.jpg
http://www.accesswave.ca/~rclancey/a...------book.jpg
http://www.getmeoutofthis.net/Frisky.JPG

just kidding man... honestly i look more like an attention ----- by posting all of those pictures...

i actually thought you story was kind of funny even if its fake...

the idea that your buddy is going around ------- hot chicks and ... well your not... hahahahaha

good story man

mycrx 01-25-2007 09:33 AM

Re: Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 
haha yea everyones a pornstar, banging bitches ftw not making up homo storys about ----- youd like to get :-*


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