Heard of Melissa Midwest?READ,ROFL Have her AIM etc
 

Well im not going to get too indepth on this story. My friend adam whose in the navy was dating this chick for awhile. Well they randomly broke up a couple months ago and i never knew why. Well.. I just figured out why LOL and im still rolling.

Started two days ago, my wife is on the computer while im at work. She clicked on a link that brought up one of those spam porn pages and glanced before X'ing out of it (or mabey she was looking,who knows) and noticed a picture. Of a chick leaning on a car naked. She immediatly recognized the face and saved the picture on the computer.
I got home from flying that day and before i could even get my shoes off she told me to come to the computer room.
She searched and found the picture on the computer and showed me, sure enough it was adam's x g/f "haley" aka Melissa Midwest.

I got on myspace and mailed adam asking if his x g/f's name was haley.... He responded back today (hes in japan on deployment) with this:
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uhh no it was haley, where you gettin melissa myfriend ; ) if you found something, that is the reason why we broke up, if that doesnt make sense to you, than forget it

From: Dan
Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM
hey bitchmade, hey what was your crazy x girlfriends name that had the kid? was it melissa?
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Apparently he was beating off to melissa midwest or something and realized that it was his G/F rofl hahaha.
So Case mystery solved, my boy was beatin guts with melissa midwest aka southern haley . Just thought i was share the funny news, and don't ask for clif notes bitch.

***If any of you know how to IM someoen that has everyone blocked her AIM is SorTasAsSy (9:41:52 PM).***

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------- WOW JERK ME OFF WITH A BAG OF POPCORN AT MY SIDE

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rofl

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Hatch=------

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Dikembe Mutombo, so what?

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i live in the same city as melissa, shes HAWT! and been arrested in bars that i get fucked up in , its tits... well i dont think shes southern haley though cum kwad

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id drag my ball sack through 20 miles of broken glass to sniff her panties :1

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why does everybody on earth try to lie and say there friend of a friends friend X is some famous porn star

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ROFL, thats awesome, but def not worth it and = :X

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yes becuase i made this random ass story up. her real name is haley. and ive meant her and so has my wife, we just didn't know she was a porn star at the time. She has a 1 year old daughter. She was living in jacksonville,Fl when my wife, me and my buddy adam meant her.
We meant her at a friends house in orange park,fl and noone ever knew that it was her.

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It's MET not MEANT Dan, gosh, idiot

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just like those other threads you posted? uh huh. i dont make my ---- up. faggot bitch.

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what other threads that i posted? ok, you all got me. i lied, i made a random thread up. Was sitting on my couch and decided "hmm i think il post a story about my friend dating a porn star, who should i pick, melissa midwest, there we go."

you win!
mmk.

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made this up too.

Date: Jan 24, 2007 7:04 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: yo
Body: uhh no it was haley, where you gettin melissa myfriend ; ) if you found something, that is the reason why we broke up, if that doesnt make sense to you, than forget it

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dan
Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM


hey bitchmade, hey what was your crazy x girlfriends name that had the kid? was it melissa?

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shes more of a stripper then porn star...

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No, you thought "man I sure am starved for attention, let's go tell lies on the internet to make myself feel better".

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I believe you hatchboy, there most be tonnes of girls in america who've taken a cock or two for the camera. Everyone knows someone who knows someone.

if you want an equally unbelievable story, my mate shagged www.ulorinvex.com and i nearly ended up living with her (they were friends until the shag) for a year. BTW, she's a fetish model so that link is NSFW

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Not me I really did nail a pornstar if you live in southern california and fall into the right group of girls its not that hard.

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http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/t...tattention.jpg
http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20-----3.jpg
http://www.baqax.com/images/photos/attention-----.jpg
http://www.spurgin.net/images/etc/attention_-----.jpg
http://www.obsidianempire.com/albums...ion_-----4.jpg
http://ninjapirates.net/macros/attention_-----2.jpg
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/1900/atten...-2026400jo.jpg
http://www.accesswave.ca/~rclancey/a...------book.jpg
http://www.getmeoutofthis.net/Frisky.JPG

just kidding man... honestly i look more like an attention ----- by posting all of those pictures...

i actually thought you story was kind of funny even if its fake...

the idea that your buddy is going around ------- hot chicks and ... well your not... hahahahaha

good story man

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haha yea everyones a pornstar, banging bitches ftw not making up homo storys about ----- youd like to get :-*

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Date: Jan 24, 2007 7:04 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: yo
Body: uhh no it was haley, where you gettin melissa myfriend ; ) if you found something, that is the reason why we broke up, if that doesnt make sense to you, than forget it

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dan
Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM


hey bitchmade, hey what was your crazy x girlfriends name that had the kid? was it melissa?






see there i got the same email

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FUnhy thing is, im merried,and my wife is hot. he usually doesn't have hot girls, this was the first one, which made me think wtf rite off the bat. and no the story isn't fake..

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that's why i treat girls like trash

can i get her number when you get a chance bro

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Prove it or you lie.

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ok what kind of profe do you want? i allready gave you her aim name, and this story is kind of too far out there to be fake.... and i posted the messeges between adam and i.

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nudes of the wife should work as proof

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you wish nbe. =)

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ttiwop

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alright, for starters, jesus ---- dan thanks for kind of bashing me on here, and number 2, its not fake, this really happend, not to long ago, everything but beaten off to my own girlfriend, dunno where that came from, and what some of you saying, draggin your balls through glass ect.. to just be with her or whatnot, its not that great. so your not missing out on much.

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Yeah just to add that I used to live in Lincoln and she did go to the bars alot. Everyone called her Milissa Lincoln though. You can rent her for batchler parties and ----. I have heard many stories about the things she has done and I saw her once at Mickeys Pub. Just my "I know of her story."

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wow that is gay ------- porn. BAN THIS STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

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No kidding, he's been posting it everywhere.

No moderators or admin online = hotrex owns this thread (and others too)

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yea chuck norris is a pansy ass fagot anyway.

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woldn't surprise me if it were hotrex, hesty,there was no bashing. i think the story is hilarious. and i give you props cuase now you can say you were with a porn star. and the beatin off to her thing i added in to spritz it up. rofl haha, whats up yo, you in misawa or kadena?

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link people i want to see what this bitch looks like, and dan does have a hottie for a wife but most will never know lol

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everyone its tough-guy posting all the gay porn and ----, a week or so ago he pm'd me with all kinds of gay ass ----, this stupid mother fucker needs banned.

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www.melissamidwest.com or go to google and click images and search melissa midwest.

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DUDE ADAM, WHAT is her phone number, time for HMT CALLL-A-THON!

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toughguy wouldnt have access to hotrex's photobucket.

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that bitch is ------ ugly i feel for ur friend dan i wouldnt hit that if i was drunk and stoned