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Old 01-24-2007, 10:20 PM
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Well im not going to get too indepth on this story. My friend adam whose in the navy was dating this chick for awhile. Well they randomly broke up a couple months ago and i never knew why. Well.. I just figured out why LOL and im still rolling.

Started two days ago, my wife is on the computer while im at work. She clicked on a link that brought up one of those spam **** pages and glanced before X'ing out of it (or mabey she was looking,who knows) and noticed a picture. Of a chick leaning on a car naked. She immediatly recognized the face and saved the picture on the computer.
I got home from flying that day and before i could even get my shoes off she told me to come to the computer room.
She searched and found the picture on the computer and showed me, sure enough it was adam's x g/f "haley" aka Melissa Midwest.

I got on myspace and mailed adam asking if his x g/f's name was haley.... He responded back today (hes in japan on deployment) with this:
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uhh no it was haley, where you gettin melissa myfriend ; ) if you found something, that is the reason why we broke up, if that doesnt make sense to you, than forget it

From: Dan
Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM
hey bitchmade, hey what was your crazy x girlfriends name that had the kid? was it melissa?
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Apparently he was beating off to melissa midwest or something and realized that it was his G/F rofl hahaha.
So Case mystery solved, my boy was beatin guts with melissa midwest aka southern haley . Just thought i was share the funny news, and don't ask for clif notes bitch.

***If any of you know how to IM someoen that has everyone blocked her AIM is SorTasAsSy (91:52 PM).***
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------- WOW JERK ME OFF WITH A BAG OF POPCORN AT MY SIDE
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Hatch=------
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Old 01-24-2007, 11:22 PM
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i live in the same city as melissa, shes HAWT! and been arrested in bars that i get fucked up in , its ****... well i dont think shes southern haley though *** kwad
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id drag my ball sack through 20 miles of broken glass to sniff her panties :1
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why does everybody on earth try to lie and say there friend of a friends friend X is some famous **** star
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id drag my ball sack through 20 miles of broken glass to sniff her panties :1
ROFL, thats awesome, but def not worth it and =
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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
why does everybody on earth try to lie and say there friend of a friends friend X is some famous **** star
yes becuase i made this random *** story up. her real name is haley. and ive meant her and so has my wife, we just didn't know she was a **** star at the time. She has a 1 year old daughter. She was living in jacksonville,Fl when my wife, me and my buddy adam meant her.
We meant her at a friends house in orange park,fl and noone ever knew that it was her.
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