Happy Channukah
 

Happy Channukah everyone

Rabbi Joke:
A Rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck". At the next Friday night service, the rabbi announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names, but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name.... and forgot to write a letter.

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thats a teriable joke you shmuck

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A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?" "No," replied the guide. "It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer."
"Never heard of him. What did he write?"
"A check", replied the guide.

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lol, whats a jews worst nightmare? :P











pork on sale ;)
only jew joke i know :)

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I know a couple jew jokes but they're tied to the holocaust so ill keep them to myself :l

I don't get those jokes, then again I don't know anything about jews to make fun of them for :l

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---- that "difference between a jew and a pizza" joke just came to mind... ------- retards.. how can people be fucked up enough to make a joke like that..

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does that go the same way as the *n*word jokes? or what about <insert race> jokes?

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Yeah we don't allow ---- like that around here



























------ :P

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im a jew

how was copper wire invented?



































2 jews fighting over a penny

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why do jews have such big noses












because air is free ;D