Happy Channukah
 

Happy Channukah everyone

Rabbi Joke:
A Rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck". At the next Friday night service, the rabbi announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names, but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name.... and forgot to write a letter.

Re: Happy Channukah
 

thats a teriable joke you shmuck

Re: Happy Channukah
 

A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?" "No," replied the guide. "It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer."
"Never heard of him. What did he write?"
"A check", replied the guide.

Re: Happy Channukah
 

lol, whats a jews worst nightmare? :P











pork on sale ;)
only jew joke i know :)

Re: Happy Channukah
 

I know a couple jew jokes but they're tied to the holocaust so ill keep them to myself :l

I don't get those jokes, then again I don't know anything about jews to make fun of them for :l

Re: Happy Channukah
 

---- that "difference between a jew and a pizza" joke just came to mind... ------- retards.. how can people be fucked up enough to make a joke like that..

Re: Happy Channukah
 

does that go the same way as the *n*word jokes? or what about <insert race> jokes?

Re: Happy Channukah
 

Yeah we don't allow ---- like that around here



























------ :P

Re: Happy Channukah
 

im a jew

how was copper wire invented?



































2 jews fighting over a penny

Re: Happy Channukah
 

why do jews have such big noses












because air is free ;D

Re: Happy Channukah
 

thats a joke that relates directly to an incident where many people died.

Re: Happy Channukah
 

i love the pizza/jew onne its the best. that penny one is new to me and thats classic. and the free air made me think the jews are the ones who invented bubble rap. bastards sellin air for packing

Re: Happy Channukah
 

Well since noooone has EVER heard this one before...
In second thought, no jokes about the holocaust. My grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of the guard tower.


Wir Mussen Die Juden Aus Rotten!

Re: Happy Channukah
 

jew ;) ;) ;)

Re: Happy Channukah
 

So... do you realy sprechen sie deutscht?

Re: Happy Channukah
 

Only enough to scare people, sing along with Rammstein, and get a 2 on the AP.

Willst du fricken? Ich habbt ein grosse teil, und ich will habb dich aus.

Re: Happy Channukah
 

bwhahahahhahhahahahahahhahaha, hold on, lemme read that again, bwhahahahhahahahahahahah

:P

those are actually funny reasons to opt to learn a language ;)

Re: Happy Channukah
 

;)
I actually took faggoty french throughout high school and got a 4 on the AP, did "idependet study" in Russian and german so I could take the AP becuase I convinced myslef I knew how to speak them...found out that Russian is not available as an AP and that I can't really speak german. Damn ------s. :6

Re: Happy Channukah
 

tolka ya zdec govaryu po ruski

Re: Happy Channukah
 

tvaya mat, kazyol! ::)


:P

Re: Happy Channukah
 

How do Jews celebrate Christmas?










By putting a parking meter on the roof.

Re: Happy Channukah
 

ENGLISH ONLY!

its an implied rule

:P

Re: Happy Channukah
 

How do you fit 6 million jews into a Volkswagen?

2 up front
3 in back
The rest in the ash tray.

My grandpa fought to save those poor bastards and protect their right to be jewish in our country, so I'm going to express my right to make fun of them. :-*

Re: Happy Channukah
 

^as did mine. But mine actually saccomplished something, stalingrad w00t w00t.