Happy Channukah
12-25-2005, 06:07 PM
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Happy Channukah
Happy Channukah everyone
Rabbi Joke:
A Rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck". At the next Friday night service, the rabbi announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names, but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name.... and forgot to write a letter.
Rabbi Joke:
A Rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck". At the next Friday night service, the rabbi announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names, but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name.... and forgot to write a letter.
12-25-2005, 06:16 PM
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Re: Happy Channukah
A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?" "No," replied the guide. "It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer."
"Never heard of him. What did he write?"
"A check", replied the guide.
"Never heard of him. What did he write?"
"A check", replied the guide.
12-25-2005, 06:34 PM
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Re: Happy Channukah
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
I know a couple jew jokes but they're tied to the holocaust so ill keep them to myself 
12-25-2005, 07:02 PM
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Re: Happy Channukah
Originally Posted by buk9tp
---- that "difference between a jew and a pizza" joke just came to mind... ------- retards.. how can people be fucked up enough to make a joke like that..
