Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

i can't belive you would acctualy think of doing a thing like that, holy hell you sir ..are one fucked up ------- !

people like you should be shot. end of story

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

This dude I work with also works for a pest control service. He said about the worst thing you can do to kill an animal is to feed it a frozen sponge.

That is, you soak a sponge in chicken broth or something, put it in a ziploc bag and twist it, tape it....do whatever to get the sponge to stay compressed into as small of a ball as you can get it....something easy to swallow. It may require a few of them.

Freeze the sponge, take it out of the bag, serve frozen.

Animal eats sponge(s), delicious treat while cold. In their stomach it thaws rapidly and expands. Even if the sponge doesn't entirely expand and fill the stomach, it's likely the animal will not be able to pass it through it's digestive system (come on, it's a ------- sponge) and I can't see the animal being able to throw it up either. Anything it eats will just come right back up.

Fucked up way to kill something, I'd rather just get it over quick instead of ------- with all that, but then again I'm an animal friendly person.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Wow... just take a shovel and smack it one good time, that should do it.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Dude... whatever method you are thinking about using...

Use the same method against yourself. Kill yourself. Die you ---- tard cat-hatin, busdriver humping som' bitch.


I got an idea... Take some antifreeze and some bleach... pour it into a glass, swirl it up, chug it, hit yourself in the face with a shovel, shoot yourself in the leg than go throw yourself in front of a mother ------- greyhound bus.


that is all. :6

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

don't know who you are or why your hmt name is almost the same as sinisters aim name, but kudos

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

ethylene glycol metabolizes into formaldehyde in the liver. the formaldehyde is what is toxic. It's pretty traceable,.


If you use antifreeze make sure its not the more expensive kind. Thats usually propylene glycol and is not toxic.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Wow there are a lot of bitches in this thread. Killing animals is not something to be squeamish about. I am not for torturing anything, but you can kill an animal and still sleep at night.

Just shoot the damn thing or put it in a box and take it elsewhere.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

there are a lot of sensitive bitches in this thread. boo hoo, dont kill animals :S

the amount of animals ive killed would probably make you pussies start your own support group :3


Justin, just take the fucker out on the woods and stomp on its head :y

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Kill ------- humans instead.

Killing helpless animals is worse than being a hunter that thinks its some ------- sport to kill for the ---- of it.

Instead of being a ----- and killing ol kitty for the ---- of it.. Get into a fight with someone and try to kill them with your bare hands. Dont kick or nothing, hands only. It will give you a thrill of a lifetime. >:D

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

i'd go with option 1, get a litter box you lazy ----.

if you are dead set on killing it though, then the most humane way is a cardboard box on the end of your tailpipe. just be sure to stick your head in first to make sure it works before you try it on the cat.