Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

drive as far as you can and just drop it off. i like cats but some cats piss me off. i know what your dealing with but i got rid of the cat sooner. i took my cat when i moved out of my house, but it pooped on my couch and my spear bedroom so i got rid of it after the second time it pooped in my house. but i just took it to my parents and left it. didnt hurt it. but hes a cool cat just didnt like my trailer i guess

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Pellet gun in the ass. It will get infected because cats are ------- nasty.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Brings to mind the Steven Lynch classic... "Kill A Kitten" Consult song lyrics for ideas.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Yeh I also ------- hate cats , they make my eyes itchy and red ..Dogs at least got a propper sense of humour and you can enjoy spending time with them , cats are just plain useless disease carrieng fukers.
Give it its favourite food and put some rat poison in there , otherwise just drive far away and throw it out the window preferably at high speed.
Enjoy!

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
stick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten


meow

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

I would rather kill a human than kill a helpless animal, just to do it.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

truth. you speak it. well type it i suppose

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Be like ozzy and bite it's head off.

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

haha .. i love this thread >:D

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

Let's keep HMT's theme down to killing black people and camel jockeys. I've always had cats and dogs growing up and my wife is a veterinarian.

Antifreeze isn't an instant kill like JDMFantasy2k (i felt gay just spelling that out) said. It causes renal failure which is a slow and painful death for the animal and a seriously fucked up thing to do. If you're dead set on killing it, man up just shoot it in the head for god sakes. A better option would be to drop it off at a shelter out of town so it at least has a chance. Or wait...I've got an idea, get a litterbox so it has a place to do its business, that or keep/feed it outside.

If the cat didnt used to ---- in the house and is now doing so, that could be a sign of illness.