good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 

i ------ hate cats..

anybody got any?

my moms cats keep shitting in every ------ room i hang out in. i come home from work and go to get on the computer, oh these a pile of ---- right there.

this has been going on for the p[ast month now, and it has never done it before. i told myself if it happens again im gunna get rid of the fucker

so im open to sugggestions, either poison it or take it far far away and drop it off somwhere

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FTW

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either give the cat away or shoot it cause poisoning it will take to long

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Ever watched a any thing die from anitfreeze poising? Not a nice site even if you dont like it. Some old bitch came in my shop asking for some to kill her nabours cats and I told her to ---- off and that I was going to call the cops. If any one fucked with my cats it would be the same out come as if it were my wife or kid. :7

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yea give the cat away or something

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the cats have no litter box, theya re outside/inside cats. they are worthless. all they do it scartch at the door and puke up hairballs. cats are worthless in general. prestone huh? anything else?

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Just take it to a pound outside your area. That way if your mom goes to the animal shelter it wont be there with droopy eyes waiting for her to take it back. It could also be that the cat is sick and needs to see a vet. Regardless, I wouldent poison it. Thats just ------- cruel. It will haunt you when you remember how it suffered.

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even if that cat is in your house for 1 hour a day, that is its home


and killing animals is bad, baby jesus doesnt like it




antifreeze does work and cannot be traced by any tests

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rat poisen. draino. throw it in a lake. Burry it to its neck and take the lawn mower to it... O0
I hate cats as well. Cats and ferrets.

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Cats make me itchy

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spend 5bux and buy a litter box

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Yet I always seem to have one..

Get it a litter box they'll use it instead of shiting in your space.

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coolant, animals love it, and it kills quick. i heard a tablespoon can kill a human :S

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i had this cat around my house don't know whos it was but it would always get on my car. so my wolf got a good dinner one night.

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No ----. I'd be long dead.

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[quote=JDMFantasy2K ]
coolant, animals love it, and it kills quick.
/quote]

takes days, puking, crying, dieing for days.

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If this just started ever think of taking it to the Vet? Maybe its sick already?

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Not sure if anyone caught that... Had me laughing :)

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You live with your mom and want to kill her cats?



---- it; you're a ------ :1

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Shut the hell up and stop being a ----- about it. If it bothers you so much, stop mooching off of mommy and LEAVE.

Chug bleach, you won't have to worry about cats anymore.

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drive as far as you can and just drop it off. i like cats but some cats piss me off. i know what your dealing with but i got rid of the cat sooner. i took my cat when i moved out of my house, but it pooped on my couch and my spear bedroom so i got rid of it after the second time it pooped in my house. but i just took it to my parents and left it. didnt hurt it. but hes a cool cat just didnt like my trailer i guess

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Pellet gun in the ass. It will get infected because cats are ------- nasty.

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Brings to mind the Steven Lynch classic... "Kill A Kitten" Consult song lyrics for ideas.

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Yeh I also ------- hate cats , they make my eyes itchy and red ..Dogs at least got a propper sense of humour and you can enjoy spending time with them , cats are just plain useless disease carrieng fukers.
Give it its favourite food and put some rat poison in there , otherwise just drive far away and throw it out the window preferably at high speed.
Enjoy!

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when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
stick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten


meow

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I would rather kill a human than kill a helpless animal, just to do it.

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truth. you speak it. well type it i suppose

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Be like ozzy and bite it's head off.

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haha .. i love this thread >:D

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Let's keep HMT's theme down to killing black people and camel jockeys. I've always had cats and dogs growing up and my wife is a veterinarian.

Antifreeze isn't an instant kill like JDMFantasy2k (i felt gay just spelling that out) said. It causes renal failure which is a slow and painful death for the animal and a seriously fucked up thing to do. If you're dead set on killing it, man up just shoot it in the head for god sakes. A better option would be to drop it off at a shelter out of town so it at least has a chance. Or wait...I've got an idea, get a litterbox so it has a place to do its business, that or keep/feed it outside.

If the cat didnt used to ---- in the house and is now doing so, that could be a sign of illness.

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i can't belive you would acctualy think of doing a thing like that, holy hell you sir ..are one fucked up ------- !

people like you should be shot. end of story

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This dude I work with also works for a pest control service. He said about the worst thing you can do to kill an animal is to feed it a frozen sponge.

That is, you soak a sponge in chicken broth or something, put it in a ziploc bag and twist it, tape it....do whatever to get the sponge to stay compressed into as small of a ball as you can get it....something easy to swallow. It may require a few of them.

Freeze the sponge, take it out of the bag, serve frozen.

Animal eats sponge(s), delicious treat while cold. In their stomach it thaws rapidly and expands. Even if the sponge doesn't entirely expand and fill the stomach, it's likely the animal will not be able to pass it through it's digestive system (come on, it's a ------- sponge) and I can't see the animal being able to throw it up either. Anything it eats will just come right back up.

Fucked up way to kill something, I'd rather just get it over quick instead of ------- with all that, but then again I'm an animal friendly person.

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Wow... just take a shovel and smack it one good time, that should do it.

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Dude... whatever method you are thinking about using...

Use the same method against yourself. Kill yourself. Die you ---- tard cat-hatin, busdriver humping som' bitch.


I got an idea... Take some antifreeze and some bleach... pour it into a glass, swirl it up, chug it, hit yourself in the face with a shovel, shoot yourself in the leg than go throw yourself in front of a mother ------- greyhound bus.


that is all. :6

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don't know who you are or why your hmt name is almost the same as sinisters aim name, but kudos

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ethylene glycol metabolizes into formaldehyde in the liver. the formaldehyde is what is toxic. It's pretty traceable,.


If you use antifreeze make sure its not the more expensive kind. Thats usually propylene glycol and is not toxic.

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Wow there are a lot of bitches in this thread. Killing animals is not something to be squeamish about. I am not for torturing anything, but you can kill an animal and still sleep at night.

Just shoot the damn thing or put it in a box and take it elsewhere.

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there are a lot of sensitive bitches in this thread. boo hoo, dont kill animals :S

the amount of animals ive killed would probably make you pussies start your own support group :3


Justin, just take the fucker out on the woods and stomp on its head :y

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Kill ------- humans instead.

Killing helpless animals is worse than being a hunter that thinks its some ------- sport to kill for the ---- of it.

Instead of being a ----- and killing ol kitty for the ---- of it.. Get into a fight with someone and try to kill them with your bare hands. Dont kick or nothing, hands only. It will give you a thrill of a lifetime. >:D

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i'd go with option 1, get a litter box you lazy ----.

if you are dead set on killing it though, then the most humane way is a cardboard box on the end of your tailpipe. just be sure to stick your head in first to make sure it works before you try it on the cat.