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ifly87 04-14-2007 10:26 AM

Re: good ideas on how to poison a cat so it dies
 
One of my friends cats got real sick this week, and started shitting all over their house, it was old and suffering so they shot it in the head. quick, fast, cheap, then they threw it in the wood stove to creamate it but thats another story.

CspecRun 04-14-2007 04:33 PM

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my grandaddy told me of a way to get rid of any type of animal you don't want coming around the house...get a METAL trash can or bucket, preferrably one that is short enough for the animal to jump into or up on...put a tasty treat inside: leftovers, piece of steak, some tuna, etc. etc...take a long drop cord that u aren't worried about using anymore and cut off the end tha female end(end with holes, lol) and strip the wires down leaving it frayed and loose...put the loose end of the drop cord under(or in contact with any way u like) the metal can or bucket and plug the good end of the drop cord into a receptical...one nasty jolt should teach most any animal not to mess around with anything outside YOUR house EVER again...

southwest2118 04-14-2007 07:48 PM

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i think your mom should go see a doctor about that. never heard of ---- coming out of a -----..maybe theres a tear inside somewhere??

sorry to hear that dood...

hope she gets better.

gen4acclude 04-14-2007 07:55 PM

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i caved in a possuim head with a bat last night while smokin a bowl with a friend in the park lol ---- was sweet, made the g/f cry thoug lol ^-^

lilfret 11-01-2007 10:05 PM

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i have a problem. there are these humans everywhere!!! i mean come on they use up all the natural resources wipe out forests cruely kill animals including themselves!!! i see ur shitting problem because i mean these humans drop giant amounts of ---- everywhere!! and i mean come on they are destroying our ozone with all their gas and electricity. they are ruining this world for everything i mean soon enough i could see them ruining the whole universe but they will probly die out bfore that. I MEAN COME ON they say that they are annoyed and pissed off at cats that do nothing wrong they just complain and complain when they kill and destroy everything!!! They are the only organisms on this entire planet that are not needed in the ecosystem everything works perfectly together until they come!!! plz idk wat to do i mean they are everywhere!!!

biscuit 11-01-2007 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lilfret
i have a problem. there are these humans everywhere!!! i mean come on they use up all the natural resources wipe out forests cruely kill animals including themselves!!! i see ur shitting problem because i mean these humans drop giant amounts of ---- everywhere!! and i mean come on they are destroying our ozone with all their gas and electricity. they are ruining this world for everything i mean soon enough i could see them ruining the whole universe but they will probly die out bfore that. I MEAN COME ON they say that they are annoyed and pissed off at cats that do nothing wrong they just complain and complain when they kill and destroy everything!!! They are the only organisms on this entire planet that are not needed in the ecosystem everything works perfectly together until they come!!! plz idk wat to do i mean they are everywhere!!!

Maybe you should kill yourself :y :y :y :y :y :y

the 13th round 11-01-2007 10:16 PM

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.22 w/ coke bottle on the end. only shoot once though it gets loud after that.

imburne 11-01-2007 10:22 PM

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I thought we were going to get updates.. Unfortunately it was a revival from the dead by a dipshit noob :'(

lilfret 11-01-2007 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by biscuit
Maybe you should kill yourself :y :y :y :y :y :y

maby i should take everyone with me???

lilfret 11-01-2007 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by imburne
I thought we were going to get updates.. Unfortunately it was a revival from the dead by a dipshit noob :'(

sorry for reviving the post but i mean maby its just me but i think killing anything is wrong especially in a cruel way but i mean if you guys get turned on by that ---- i guess thats ur business

crx2211 11-02-2007 01:58 AM

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Stupid toothless rednecks who got beat on by their daddys are the people that kill animals. They wouldn't dare start any kind of conflict with a human because they're really big fat pussies deep down. If you're so desperate to kill something then do it quickly you dumb ----.

If you need your tooth (notice the singular form there) straightened I'd be glad to come by and curb stomp you to straighten it back out. Don't fault me if I get too overzealous and smash your worthless inbred skull though. I'm no bleeding heart liberal hippie, but killing cats is for little backwoods kids who want to hurt something scared and helpless because that's what they were when their drunk hillbilly grandpa assraped them in front of their dad.

I'll send you $5 for gas money to take it to the humane society if you're really that ghetto.

gon3r 11-02-2007 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by weiRtech
i'd go with option 1, get a litter box you lazy ----.

if you are dead set on killing it though, then the most humane way is a cardboard box on the end of your tailpipe. just be sure to stick your head in first to make sure it works before you try it on the cat.


Toysrme 11-02-2007 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by johnmichael

also good for dogs, rodents & small children

salesmonkey 11-02-2007 02:29 PM

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i like cats but i admit theres some stupid cats out there that put a bad name for them, same thing with dogs those theres cool dogs but tons of dumb ones. just get ride of it and if you kill it, kill it with a gun. dont use poison or anti freeze

Tom-Guy 11-02-2007 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by hatchbox90
my moms cats keep shitting in every ------ room i hang out in. i come home from work and go to get on the computer, oh these a pile of ---- right there.

What the ---- have you done to the cat? They only do that when you piss them off.

Ricky101 11-02-2007 02:37 PM

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you should guy kitty litter and it will poop in that

lilfret 11-03-2007 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by salesmonkey
i like cats but i admit theres some stupid cats out there that put a bad name for them, same thing with dogs those theres cool dogs but tons of dumb ones. just get ride of it and if you kill it, kill it with a gun. dont use poison or anti freeze

d00d i like humans to but there are tons of them who put a bad name for us!!! such as the person who started this post

theebluecrx 11-03-2007 04:47 PM

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All you animal lovers bettter be vegetarians or shut the ---- up.Best bet is throw it at some dogs and let them do it for you.If it survives he doesnt desereve to die.

QikEnuF 11-03-2007 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lilfret
sorry for reviving the post but i mean maby its just me but i think killing anything is wrong especially in a cruel way but i mean if you guys get turned on by that ---- i guess thats ur business

BAN

Donald125 11-03-2007 05:19 PM

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so did he kill the cat after all?

I don`t know about killing an animal on purpose, but for sure i felt bad for the entire ------- week after i ran over a squrell by acicident. If i ever have to kill an animal i am gonner cop its head right off or something. I can deal with gore/dead body in pieces but seeing human/animal suffering is the worst feeling.

myAE86turbo 11-04-2007 03:08 AM

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dont kill it if you're not gonna eat it...MICHAEL VICK

lilfret 11-04-2007 04:03 PM

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wat dod i end up doing to the cat???

RotaryGeek 11-04-2007 04:14 PM

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just train it or stop being lazy and pick up after it. animals are a responsibility and you are just trying to find an easy way out.

lilfret 11-04-2007 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by theebluecrx
All you animal lovers bettter be vegetarians or shut the ---- up.Best bet is throw it at some dogs and let them do it for you.If it survives he doesnt desereve to die.

i iz teh vegetarian :)

fuckcats 01-06-2009 04:09 AM

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---- cats
I hope they all die slowly
I have the fuckers shitting all over my stuff in my shed.
If they come in and take my bait its not my ------- problem.
I'll kick the owner in the ---- too.

t_cel_t 01-06-2009 04:44 AM

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you ------- signed up for that

Tom-Guy 01-06-2009 10:08 AM

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Not the most effective way to troll HMT.

Tough-guy 01-06-2009 01:47 PM

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There are some sick puppies in this thread.


Just hire a vietnamese family, they'll take care of your cat problem. ^-^

schwenk 01-06-2009 02:00 PM

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Brought back from the dead? '

BAN?! >:D

monster D 01-06-2009 02:29 PM

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hammer to the head?? nah man dont kill the ------- cat get rid of it if its that big of a prob

KGParts 01-07-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeniceguycrx
spend 5bux and buy a litter box

yeah, really. or do it HMT style a but a fuckign box somewhere with sand in it.
move the hell out of your mom's house. make sure you move somewhere that doesnt have a toilet for you so you have to ---- on the floor so someone can kill you...

CXyD 01-07-2009 12:25 PM

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Sound like this guy had ----- problem. ;D

bigdaddyvtec 01-07-2009 12:49 PM

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Kill yourself. Problem solved.


------- faggot

jacer63 01-07-2009 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Kill yourself. Problem solved.


------- faggot

yeah for sure .. the op is a sick ---- as much as some of the rest of ya.
DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DIAFF!!

Tom-Guy 01-07-2009 02:37 PM

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This is a year old thread, you useless fucks. ::)

Tough-guy 01-07-2009 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
This is a year old thread, you useless fucks. ::)

And you are posting in it. ;)

bigdaddyvtec 01-07-2009 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jacer63
yeah for sure .. the op is a sick ---- as much as some of the rest of ya.
DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DIAFF!!

Your mama

Tom-Guy 01-07-2009 02:55 PM

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There's a difference between posting in and getting sucked in, Tough-gay.

Tough-guy 01-07-2009 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
There's a difference between posting in and getting sucked in, Tough-gay.

We know it's an old thread. It was worthless then, and it's worthless now. No need to get all emotional about it GayDee, it's just Yurley stirring the pot. ::)

jacer63 01-07-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Your mama

not you ..thge ones said to poision and ----.

and btw my mother has passed -------


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