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Old 03-03-2006, 12:24 AM
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reminds me of donkey punch haha
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Old 03-03-2006, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
My girlfriend can "flex" her vagina so it gets tighter.
Do you ever lease her out? I need one of those.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:54 AM
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Do you ever lease her out? I need one of those.
How much you got?
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:45 AM
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Just make sure you don't break your dick inside her when that happens.
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Old 03-04-2006, 01:34 AM
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One time I fucked this chick off the bed, and she went head first into my wall, making a big *** hole. She wasn't hurt, and it was hilarious as ----. Then we fucked some more.
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Old 03-04-2006, 07:20 AM
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have you tried farting while -------, its ------ awesome dude

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how about gettin a muscle cramp behind your leg during sex, sigh thats a bitch and ***** up my mode.
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Old 03-04-2006, 07:41 AM
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how about gettin a muscle cramp behind your leg during sex, sigh thats a bitch and ***** up my mode.
I hate that ----. I usually try to avoid it as long as possible. Don't my muscles know when I'm getting a piece of ***, not to bother me?
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:34 AM
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ha ha ha this ---- is hilarious, hadnt had this good of a laugh in a long time
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:48 PM
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Actually any girl should be able to.
this is true, also if you do it every day like 50 times its good exercise and tightens the muscles - this exercise is actually named after some dude, forgot what his name was
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:10 PM
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this is true, also if you do it every day like 50 times its good exercise and tightens the muscles - this exercise is actually named after some dude, forgot what his name was
haha its kegels or something like that.
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