Funny sex story from last night
 

I was at my girl's watchin tv, then I got really horny out of nowhere and we started ------ on the couch.

It was good as always. I was beginning to come so I started ------- her harder and harder,

RIGHT when I was coming and pumping the ---- out of her, the couch broke and we fell like 2 feet to the ground in mid-orgasm.

She began to laugh because we just broke the couch, and her ----- muscles just clenched up while I was coming. It felt awesome 8)

I recommend everybody break whatever you are ------- on while you're coming so your girl laughs ;)

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

LOL, it's like you just look over and are like "Pull down your pants, i'm horny" :P

I hope you help her get a new couch ;)

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

Not quite. It usually starts with me playing with her boobs and her ass. But I have just told her to take her pants off NOW before :6

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

i heard it feel great when the girl is puking too. I tried the other morning after a long night of drinking...needless to say she didn't go for it :-\

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

haha :6

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

Dood...that's fucked up :-X

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

coughing works better ;D

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

maybe u 2 maxed out the weight on the couch. >:D

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

haha, funny ---- man.

instead of gettin a new couch you should just rig it up so you can pull a string and it falls again, that way it happens everytime. :6

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LOL, not a bad idea