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topspeed 03-03-2006 12:24 AM

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 
reminds me of donkey punch haha

MikeJ-2009 03-03-2006 12:55 AM

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
My girlfriend can "flex" her vagina so it gets tighter.

Do you ever lease her out? I need one of those. :8

Dr.Boost 03-03-2006 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Do you ever lease her out? I need one of those. :8

How much you got? :4
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jacob_kohler 03-03-2006 10:45 AM

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Just make sure you don't break your dick inside her when that happens.

FURACERMAN 03-04-2006 01:34 AM

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 
One time I fucked this chick off the bed, and she went head first into my wall, making a big ass hole. She wasn't hurt, and it was hilarious as ----. Then we fucked some more.

shadow cuhz 03-04-2006 07:20 AM

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 
have you tried farting while -------, its ------ awesome dude O0 :y

edit:

how about gettin a muscle cramp behind your leg during sex, sigh thats a bitch and fucks up my mode. :'(

Dr.Boost 03-04-2006 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by shadow cuhz
how about gettin a muscle cramp behind your leg during sex, sigh thats a bitch and fucks up my mode. :'(

I hate that ----. :7 I usually try to avoid it as long as possible. Don't my muscles know when I'm getting a piece of ass, not to bother me? :7
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Researcher 03-05-2006 03:34 AM

Re: Funny sex story from last night
 
ha ha ha this ---- is hilarious, hadnt had this good of a laugh in a long time

BeastBass 03-05-2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Actually any girl should be able to.

this is true, also if you do it every day like 50 times its good exercise and tightens the muscles - this exercise is actually named after some dude, forgot what his name was

FooK 03-05-2006 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Suckah
this is true, also if you do it every day like 50 times its good exercise and tightens the muscles - this exercise is actually named after some dude, forgot what his name was

haha its kegels or something like that.


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