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Funny sex story from last night
I was at my girl's watchin tv, then I got really horny out of nowhere and we started ------ on the couch.
It was good as always. I was beginning to come so I started ------- her harder and harder, RIGHT when I was coming and pumping the ---- out of her, the couch broke and we fell like 2 feet to the ground in mid-orgasm. She began to laugh because we just broke the couch, and her ----- muscles just clenched up while I was coming. It felt awesome 8) I recommend everybody break whatever you are ------- on while you're coming so your girl laughs ;) |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by jagojon3
I was at my girl's watchin tv, then I got really horny out of nowhere and we started ------ on the couch.
I hope you help her get a new couch ;) |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
LOL, it's like you just look over and are like "Pull down your pants, i'm horny" :P
I hope you help her get a new couch ;) |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
i heard it feel great when the girl is puking too. I tried the other morning after a long night of drinking...needless to say she didn't go for it :-\
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haha :6
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by spoon fed
i heard it feel great when the girl is puking too. I tried the other morning after a long night of drinking...needless to say she didn't go for it :-\
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
coughing works better ;D
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
maybe u 2 maxed out the weight on the couch. >:D
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
haha, funny ---- man.
instead of gettin a new couch you should just rig it up so you can pull a string and it falls again, that way it happens everytime. :6 |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by fourthgenhatch
haha, funny ---- man.
instead of gettin a new couch you should just rig it up so you can pull a string and it falls again, that way it happens everytime. :6 |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
LOL good idear
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I know the feeling, I broke my bed one time.
It's pretty cool when she gets scared the dog is going to bite her cause she's being so loud. :S |
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alright so heres the rough sketch. just gank the string anytime your bout to cum, and sometimes itll just fall randomly
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...funnycouch.jpg edit: dammit how can i make this like 2 times as large, photobucket only lets me reduce the size of the pic |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
My girlfriend can "flex" her vagina so it gets tighter. :6 The other night as I was getting all the way in she says "Hold it there" and then she started flexing it. :o Very cool......then I showed her how I can flex mine. :6
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Haha yea my girl can flex hers purposely too. Actually any girl should be able to.
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by jagojon3
Haha yea my girl can flex hers purposely too. Actually any girl should be able to.
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
replace the couch with a sex swing. :)
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
lol jago <3
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lol, no pics this time jago? ;)
JJ |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
in da butt.
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
reminds me of donkey punch haha
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
My girlfriend can "flex" her vagina so it gets tighter.
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Do you ever lease her out? I need one of those. :8
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Just make sure you don't break your dick inside her when that happens.
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One time I fucked this chick off the bed, and she went head first into my wall, making a big ass hole. She wasn't hurt, and it was hilarious as ----. Then we fucked some more.
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have you tried farting while -------, its ------ awesome dude O0 :y
edit: how about gettin a muscle cramp behind your leg during sex, sigh thats a bitch and fucks up my mode. :'( |
Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by shadow cuhz
how about gettin a muscle cramp behind your leg during sex, sigh thats a bitch and fucks up my mode. :'(
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
ha ha ha this ---- is hilarious, hadnt had this good of a laugh in a long time
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by jagojon3
Actually any girl should be able to.
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by Suckah
this is true, also if you do it every day like 50 times its good exercise and tightens the muscles - this exercise is actually named after some dude, forgot what his name was
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this is great ----
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
Originally Posted by FooK
haha its kegels or something like that.
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Re: Funny sex story from last night
why would you name that after a dude? should have name that after a porn star
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