funny joke (not too long)......
04-28-2004, 06:19 PM
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Re:funny joke (not too long)......
here something i wrote about hotrex and his mom....
Hotrex, I appologize for ------- your mom every christmas eve and you not getting any presents, and also for ------- up your idea of what christmas is all about,
come to think of it, you did get nice presents (the big fat *** stains I left under your pillow) but we'll leave that be, Remember christmas is all about giving, Like how your mom gets it in all the right places.
Heres the story
Twas a couple nights before christmas, and all about the town
Not your mom was talking, no screaming was the sound.
Your moms legs where open, with soft gentle care, in hopes that the fat dude would soon be there.
Hotrex was cracked out on his futon type bed, while visions of gay men danced through his head.
His mom started to whine, and me just the same, she wanted my huge **** in her wet mane.
Away to her ----- I busted a move, tore open her shutters while spilling some brew.
when from her mouth there bust a noice so abrubt, I ripped it out to see whats up.
I said whats wrong my dear, as she took another sip of dirty rotten imported beer.
She said with a lisp "you have to stop" "I can't take the large size of your huge ------- ****"
This is too weird, too weird I did say, what the ---- is wrong with you, where should I ---- you anyway.
So I slapped hotrexs mom, and said, I'm gona ---- you till dawn
A bright thought came into my head, I flipped your mom over on that dirty *** bed
I fucked her till she was high, whoa check it out, all i can say, man, it was fly.
I looked at my watch, all the time spent, was simply 35 mins, to my dumbfounded amasement.
Finally the punishing was over, I took off, like my name was red rover
I hoped in my car, man was it bitchin', still in my confusion, my head was itchin'
Threaded-up with red baggies and a sportin red coat, cellphone, and credit card I also did tote
Stoped by at the store, ran through the door, I needed some more condoms for that crappy little -----.
Swirving potholes and speedbumps as i grew near, then crankin my sound system, for music to hear.
'Now, Dasher now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen, On Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen'
AS I arrived back home, I fucked her so phat , till she had foam, spilling from her skat
By that time she was ripped, I thought she was fine, but Hotrexs poor mom was ripped down the line.
So I took off in my cool ride, right down the street, now hotrexs mom has one hole, which I think is pretty neat.
Lockin up my brakes, then grazing a wall, I yelled,
---- Hotrexs mom, and ---- a hotrexs mom to all
I wonder if his mom has healed since last time,
I think I ripped her right down the dottet line. cause boy was it a christmas, I mean there was my big tree, some milk and then your mom lost her cookies, don't foget the big "present" I left on her chest when I was done with my nookies 
Hotrex, I appologize for ------- your mom every christmas eve and you not getting any presents, and also for ------- up your idea of what christmas is all about,
come to think of it, you did get nice presents (the big fat *** stains I left under your pillow) but we'll leave that be, Remember christmas is all about giving, Like how your mom gets it in all the right places.
Heres the story
Twas a couple nights before christmas, and all about the town
Not your mom was talking, no screaming was the sound.
Your moms legs where open, with soft gentle care, in hopes that the fat dude would soon be there.
Hotrex was cracked out on his futon type bed, while visions of gay men danced through his head.
His mom started to whine, and me just the same, she wanted my huge **** in her wet mane.
Away to her ----- I busted a move, tore open her shutters while spilling some brew.
when from her mouth there bust a noice so abrubt, I ripped it out to see whats up.
I said whats wrong my dear, as she took another sip of dirty rotten imported beer.
She said with a lisp "you have to stop" "I can't take the large size of your huge ------- ****"
This is too weird, too weird I did say, what the ---- is wrong with you, where should I ---- you anyway.
So I slapped hotrexs mom, and said, I'm gona ---- you till dawn
A bright thought came into my head, I flipped your mom over on that dirty *** bed
I fucked her till she was high, whoa check it out, all i can say, man, it was fly.
I looked at my watch, all the time spent, was simply 35 mins, to my dumbfounded amasement.
Finally the punishing was over, I took off, like my name was red rover
I hoped in my car, man was it bitchin', still in my confusion, my head was itchin'
Threaded-up with red baggies and a sportin red coat, cellphone, and credit card I also did tote
Stoped by at the store, ran through the door, I needed some more condoms for that crappy little -----.
Swirving potholes and speedbumps as i grew near, then crankin my sound system, for music to hear.
'Now, Dasher now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen, On Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen'
AS I arrived back home, I fucked her so phat , till she had foam, spilling from her skat
By that time she was ripped, I thought she was fine, but Hotrexs poor mom was ripped down the line.
So I took off in my cool ride, right down the street, now hotrexs mom has one hole, which I think is pretty neat.
Lockin up my brakes, then grazing a wall, I yelled,
---- Hotrexs mom, and ---- a hotrexs mom to all
I wonder if his mom has healed since last time,
I think I ripped her right down the dottet line. cause boy was it a christmas, I mean there was my big tree, some milk and then your mom lost her cookies, don't foget the big "present" I left on her chest when I was done with my nookies
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04-28-2004, 08:14 PM
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Re:funny joke (not too long)......
Heres one.. not so dirty though.
There was a 2nd grade classroom and the teacher was at the front giving her normal speech of the day. The students wanted to go home, and one raised his hand and asked if they could just go home early because they did all their work. The teacher replied, "So you want to go home [and the kids nodded approvingly]. Well this is what I will do, I will ask you a question, any random question and if you get it right then you will not have to come back on Friday, you will get a three day vacation." All the students were really happy, and they figured the could put their heads together to get the right answer, bo matter what it is.. I mean, 2nd grade it shouldn't be that hard?
The teacher said, ok here is your first question, "How far is it from the Earth to the moon?"
A kid raised his hand and held his arms wide apart, "Its this far." She replied, "nope, see you tomorrow.
The kids were mad at the teacher, and she pulled the same thing the following week. This gave one of them an idea. Little Timmy grabbed some golf ***** from his shed and some spray all the while saying, "I'll fix her."
When thursday came around and the teacher was going to get ready to ask the question, she said, "are you ready for the question?" Directly after she said this, Timmy reaches into his pocket and pulls out the golfballs and rolls them up to the front of the claasroom.
The teacher stopped, looked and said, "Ok now, whose the comedian with the two black *****?"
"EDDIE MURPHY, See ya Monday!!". Timmy exclaimed as he walked out the door.
There was a 2nd grade classroom and the teacher was at the front giving her normal speech of the day. The students wanted to go home, and one raised his hand and asked if they could just go home early because they did all their work. The teacher replied, "So you want to go home [and the kids nodded approvingly]. Well this is what I will do, I will ask you a question, any random question and if you get it right then you will not have to come back on Friday, you will get a three day vacation." All the students were really happy, and they figured the could put their heads together to get the right answer, bo matter what it is.. I mean, 2nd grade it shouldn't be that hard?
The teacher said, ok here is your first question, "How far is it from the Earth to the moon?"
A kid raised his hand and held his arms wide apart, "Its this far." She replied, "nope, see you tomorrow.
The kids were mad at the teacher, and she pulled the same thing the following week. This gave one of them an idea. Little Timmy grabbed some golf ***** from his shed and some spray all the while saying, "I'll fix her."
When thursday came around and the teacher was going to get ready to ask the question, she said, "are you ready for the question?" Directly after she said this, Timmy reaches into his pocket and pulls out the golfballs and rolls them up to the front of the claasroom.
The teacher stopped, looked and said, "Ok now, whose the comedian with the two black *****?"
"EDDIE MURPHY, See ya Monday!!". Timmy exclaimed as he walked out the door.
